Topic: Tell a joke

So, I hope you tell here a joke. I'll tell later cause I have a rush...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says" we have a drink named after you" and he says "what Kevin".

" Hi!"

3 (edited by Miba Thursday, June 12, 2008 3:22 am)

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How is a lost Zelda game like the abominable snowman?

They're both a missing link.

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A man walks into a bar...

"Ouch"

Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder.
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."

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How's that funny Si? tongue wink

I made one up myself. big_smile

What is a deadly disease and also an American comedy TV show that everyone loves?

( drum roll )

The Symtoms! tongue

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What does the Invisible Man call his mother and father?

Transparents.

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three stormtroopers walk into a bar,


The fourth one ducks

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Why did Boba Fett cross the road?
To catch the bounty!;) Funny Isin't It?

~BOBA FETT FAN~

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Heres a good one.

                     Hold your tounge and say apple. 

                   LOL.

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Oh wow, how insanely funny...ha. ha neutral

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I thought it was funny.

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put your fingers in your mouth, and then say truck ROFLNUB.

no.

Knock knock...

13 (edited by BFFC-Mel Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:30 pm)

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A little kid gets on a bus and says "If my mom was an elephant and my dad was an elephant, than I'd be a baby elephant" over and over, which really annoys the bus driver.

So he yells "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a lady of the night?!"

So the kid says "then I'd be a bus driver."


That wasn't a waste of time at all.' tongue

((Sorry Draco, just did some minor editing for younger member's sake))

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Two mandalorians (Bob and steve) are walking in the woods, suddenly steve falls down incapacitated. The other Mando then calls command and asks the commander waht he should do. The commader says to first make sure hes dead. Theres a silence on the comm then a blaster shot is heard. Then bob is head on comm: "Ok, now what?"

KOTOR fans should know this one.

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Fine. I know only finnish jokes. sad So it's hard to me,actually.I can tell a very bad joke,someday. big_smile

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Don't care. I know too only Finnish jokes. Just turn them in English if u can.

Here's one, not so good maybe:

Finland figthed against Sweden. But both sides just stayed in their moats. Then Finnish soldiers got a plan. One of them shouted: "Åke!" (Åke is a normal Swedish name.) One of Swedish soldiers rised away from his moat and shouted: "What?" and Finnish soldiers shot him. Swedish tried the same. One of them shouted: "Markus!!" (Markus is a normal Swedish name and -F3TT-'s first name). -F3TT- shouted: "Who shouts?" One of Swedish soldiers got away from his moat and shouted: "I do!" -F3TT- shot him.

Maybe the translation isn't right but hope you'll understand. Oh, and Finnish people tell jokes about Swedish people. They're just like that! :I

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I sort of understood that.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The Fox, that joke was so funny, I couldn't believe you thought of it!

10/10! *

You're foolish words can never hurt me

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Thank you,The Fox,very nice joke,9/10. (WOOT! I shot swedish scum!!!)

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Swedish people are not " scum" -F3TT-! neutral

I love the band " Abba " and they are Swedish.... sad

You're foolish words can never hurt me

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I know they're not.I just said.Oh I mean,I just posted. wink

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stay on topic.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the lightbulb, and 4 to rotate him.

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What do Whipids say when they kiss?

Ouch.

I made that one up myself. big_smile

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The Fox wrote:

Don't care. I know too only Finnish jokes. Just turn them in English if u can.

Here's one, not so good maybe:

Finland figthed against Sweden. But both sides just stayed in their moats. Then Finnish soldiers got a plan. One of them shouted: "Åke!" (Åke is a normal Swedish name.) One of Swedish soldiers rised away from his moat and shouted: "What?" and Finnish soldiers shot him. Swedish tried the same. One of them shouted: "Markus!!" (Markus is a normal Swedish name and -F3TT-'s first name). -F3TT- shouted: "Who shouts?" One of Swedish soldiers got away from his moat and shouted: "I do!" -F3TT- shot him.

Maybe the translation isn't right but hope you'll understand. Oh, and Finnish people tell jokes about Swedish people. They're just like that! :I

I heard a variation of that joke.  WWII. 

A Japanese scientist was experimenting with frogs.  He pulls out one of his frogs and sets it a long a measuring tape. 

"Froggie JUMP!"  Obediently the frog hops quite a distance.  The scientist records his data.  Then receiving a brilliant idea he cuts off the frog's front legs.  He replaces the frog and commands it to jump.

"Froggie JUMP!"  Again the frog jumps but only about half as far.  Continuing on he cuts off all the legs.  Replacing the frog once again he commands the frog to jump. The only flops around a bit.

"HMMMM.  Interesting.  Froggie with no legs, loses hearing!"

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Stop me if you've heard this one...

A driver for a limousine service gets a call that he has been selected to drive the Pope from the Vatican to the airport. After being picked up, he leans foreward and asks the driver for a favor: "They never let me drive anywhere. Would you mind if I drove the car to the airport?"
"Of course not, your Holiness, just please be careful." says the driver as he and the Pope switch places.
As soon as he is behind the wheel, he guns it. He's running stop signs, going around corners on two wheels, and driving like a maniac. Before long, the limo is pulled over by the police.
"You see what's going on while I run the plates. Let me know if you need back-up.", the cop says to his partner.
Soon the limo drives away and the cop returns to his car as white as a ghost.
"Why'd you let them go? Who was in the limo, anyway?" asks his partner.

"I don't know... but the Pope was his driver!"

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