Topic: RPG - The Last Pepsi
Okay, this RPG is based on Humour. May of you want to join in, but I'm not saying any of you have to.
It's based in the future and human's are getting lazy and arrogant. There is no cola, lemonade, orange juice, coke anymore. Only water. But there is one bottle of lovelyness in the galaxy somewhere..........
The Last Pepsi Bottle.
Still fresh , not opened. A pure bottle of 500ml of tasty cola. It has been shipped to a military base in New York.
The year is 2501.
The base is guarded by soldiers, guard dogs and mounted turrets. Nothing can get in........
The American Base has bought the Pepsi for $2000, 000. Hard to believe but it is the LAST, UTTER LAST BOTTLE OF BLACK FIZZ.........................
You get to choose your own squad team or own base to break in and steal the Pepsi bottle without getting killed.
YOUR MISSION IS TO RETRIEVE IT AND SHARE IT AMONG YOUR BASE AND CELEBRATE AFTER!
Survival is an option!
Go MEN! GO! GET THE LAST PEPSI BEFORE IT IS DRUNK BY OTHER BASES!!!
Name: John Hattern
Armour: Blue Police armour ( 50% defense )
Weapon: Armour, Battle rifle, pistol and numerous stun grenades.
Friends: The Major
Other Friends: Gert, his Guard-Dog.
John looked out and tapped into his microphone. " NOW! "
An almighty BOOOOM! echoed the sky as a factory was destroyed.
The Major cut in.....
" John, get your lazy ARSE down here right now! Double time boy! "
" John, got his radio and replied " ' Aye aye, Major. "
He beckoned to his fellow Policeman and ran towards the base.
" Damn! Just when it's gettin' fun! " John smiled.
" Hahaha! " the others laughed.
" He's right ya know, John..... "
Then they all burst out laughing.
" ' Aye! I bet he is........ " John replied.......................