The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Mr.T and made the mistake of forgetting to pay him back.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach Mr.T to fish and marine biology ceases to exist.
There have been a few beings who could lift (Marvel) Thor's hammer,Mjolnir. Mr.T is the only person who beat his @$$ with it.
(and now for a Star Wars joke)
Jabba the Hutt used to be a tall, beautiful Twilek female named Eva, until she talked too much on a date Mr.T was so gracious to take her out on.After piting her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr.T renamed her "Jabba" to remind her no to jibba-jabba so much.
World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted half that time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi and half the audience in attendance. He allowed the other half to keep living, so there would be witnesses to tell the story.
Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold up the world for him. Mr. T agreed, on the condition that in exchange Atlas would wear Mr. T's golden necklaces. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.
Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Mr. T has killed Mr. A through Mr. S; U through Z are slaves in his gold mine.
Mr. T has four stomachs like a cow. Still, he can't stomach no fool.
You can run, but you can't hide. Because Mr. T is already there.
If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.