Topic: darkside dance party
darth maul and sidious: SHAWTY GET LOOSE!
* all start break dancing *
maul: hey darth this party was a great idea!
sidious: yeah great party.
darth: SHAKE YO DARKSIDE THANG!
sidious: saber battle?...
maul: saber battle
sidious: dardside smoothies?...
darth: darkside smoothies!!!
all: mmmmmmm smoothie
darth: ahhhhhh!!! oh god! oh lord! brainfreeze! ahhhhhhhh!
maul: here let me warm you up with my lightsaber!
darth: oh no you don't! i'm not falling for that trick again!
* takes out uzi's and shoots up maul *
darth: WHAT NOW SUCKA--
* sidious slices up darth *
sidious: HA HA HA! I AM DOMINANT!
* dooku comes in and force lightnings sidious *
dooku: NO! I'M DOMINANT! EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!
* jango and boba come in and shoot dooku with their laser shooters *
jango: good job son. just like i taught ya
boba: yeah. but this is the boba fett fan club site. so u understand why i have to kill you right?
jango: WHAT! YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--
* boba shoots jango and he falls dead *
boba: BOOGIE WONDERLAND!!!
* starts disco dancing *
* then the screen goes dark and a voice says *
viewer: man that was the suckiest episode of darkside alliance EVER!
viewer #2: i don't know. i thought it was funny in a dry sorta way
* viewer #1 takes out DESERT EAGLE and shoots viewer #2 *
viewer: hey i'm the last one left! i guess that means that i am the dominant species! HA HA HA HA HA! DISCO DISCO DANCE DANCE! DISCO! DISCO! DANCE! DANCE!
* then solid snake comes in and shoots the viewer with his mk.23 pistol *
solid snake: YES! I FINALLY KILLED LIQUID!
viewer: * groaning * i'm not liquid
solid snake: oh! WELL WHO CARES! HA HA HA HA HA!
* screen flicks off and movie ends *