Topic: who is more of a pimp

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B       Darth Vader

Re: who is more of a pimp

Don't be absurd. The real Pimps of Star Wars are

1. Lando Calrissian
2. Boba Fett ( I mean this in the nice way!)
3. Han Solo (in his early years)

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Re: who is more of a pimp

Out of the 3 Si Titran brought up I would go with Lando Calrissian.

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Sharra Fett wrote:

Out of the 3 Si Titran brought up I would go with Lando Calrissian.

Yup.  All he needed wat a REALLY big brimmed hat in the same baby-blue as his cape

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Re: who is more of a pimp

Si Titran wrote:

Don't be absurd. The real Pimps of Star Wars are

1. Lando Calrissian
2. Boba Fett ( I mean this in the nice way!)
3. Han Solo (in his early years)

I agree big_smile

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Re: who is more of a pimp

Yes. Neither Vader nor Binks (suxxor) are "pimps".

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The biggest pimp in star wars would be with out a doubt Prince Xizor! The dude had more style then all of Alderran put together! He had Leia under his spell in SOTE and had his own fembot in Gurri! Cant get much more pimp daddy then that!

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Re: who is more of a pimp

Lando Calrissian.

Re: who is more of a pimp

peter wrote:

The biggest pimp in star wars would be with out a doubt Prince Xizor! The dude had more style then all of Alderran put together! He had Leia under his spell in SOTE and had his own fembot in Gurri! Cant get much more pimp daddy then that!

Yes he did have a lot of mojo, but it was in his DNA with the phermones and all so not really all that "pimpish" is it was genetic.  LANDO was only a human and way cool, even in his older days when HAN and LEIA were chasing grandkids around he was living well and had his own pleasure cruise boat. 

He lived the pimp life style and is even imitated by BEN SKYWALKER later while trying to be "cool" with the ladies.

Besides lest we forget his classic commercial

"Nothing gets them in the mood quicker, than malt liquor! Schlitz Malt Liquor"

neither I nor LANDO endorsses malt liquor, but it is a Billy Dee commercial

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Re: who is more of a pimp

of course Lando Calrissian is the biggest pimp in Star Wars. he won control of Cloud City through a gambling game of sabacc.

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yup, and he wears a baby blue colored shirt and cape with bell bottom pants.......  Nuff Said

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Re: who is more of a pimp

Viking1 wrote:
Fett_II wrote:

of course Lando Calrissian is the biggest pimp in Star Wars. he won control of Cloud City through a gambling game of sabacc.

Well in "COURTSHIP of PRINCESS LEIA" Han won a planet in a highstakes game with Warlords and such, granted it was a witch infested planet, but he won that all the same, that and LEIA.

Almost forgot about the cape, great point.  Capes are real BA

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13 (edited by Ralin Drakus Tuesday, July 22, 2008 2:52 pm)

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yeah, I think the clothes are what puts Lando over the top of all the rest   tongue

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Re: who is more of a pimp

give him a cane and the feather hat, like you said before, and it would be perfect.

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Re: who is more of a pimp

Lando is the biggest pimp.

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what is a pimp? hmm

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Jar Jar as a pimp?Yikes tongue Lando obviously. tongue

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I'm not sure why this topic hasn't been closed yet. Part of the rules are not to post anything sexual.

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