Topic: I have the Anti-Christ

Had to take my Chihuahua,,Tippie to the Vet,,as she had this lump ,,
I asked the Vet if he wants me to hold her,,he just looked at me,,as her size you can put
your Hands together as she can fit into them,,after 5 people held her,,lots of Yipes,,he came back and said
''The result is she is the Anti-Christ ',they all had bites'..the Lump was only filled with fluid as she walked
towards me the large dogs there stood to attention,
Well !!! I tried to he lp them  he put on her files in large Letters,,To be held by her owner.
   bats

Re: I have the Anti-Christ

Shoot it shoot it

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Bats you HAVE to get some better grammer lessons or something because I can't understand what the heck you're saying, I got something about a Devil dog and fluid but that was it.

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Kill

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Karson Fett wrote:

Kill

This is what is called "spam" you already put in your thoughts and now you are just blurting out random, and quite offensive, statements.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!

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Sorry.......................=(

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so, your little Chihuahua is the Anti-Christ... No quero Taco Bell.

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If your dog is the Anti-Christ, my rabbit is Satan, the False Prophet, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Beezlebub, Astorath, Legion, and Valac rolled into a furry little ball of hate. When I was sitting on the couch reading, she jumped up and bit me on the arm. As a reaction, I jerked my arm up. When I did this, she was dangling off of it. She also lunged at my sleeping dog Kaile's (God rest her soul) face for absolutly no reason. Thos are just a few of the vile atrocities she has comited. Let's hope our pets never meet.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

9 (edited by Karson Fett Friday, June 1, 2007 11:30 am)

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.hah..ha...hahahahaha. lol That is funny... not the sleeping dog part though

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so, is the the sequel to The Omen?

11 (edited by draco fett Saturday, June 2, 2007 1:53 pm)

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The Omen already has a sequel.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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draco fett wrote:

The Open already has a sequel.

Actually it has like 3,  but none of them were any good. Haven't seen the remake though...

and bats, while I know it is you signiture style, it does get very very hard at times to read your posts. Maybe 1 comma instead of 2... and maybe a couple periods.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!

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MY cat is Crazy i have massive scars on my arms from the little Demon (btw its name is Ordo) and the little kitten doesnt stop it just looks at me with its big yellow eyes and tries to tear off my face.

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lol, that is exactly how my friend's cat is. she hisses and even will try to claw you if you're close enough. otherwise she sits on the couch, meowing all day.

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Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

Fear! Fear attracts the fearful...fear is my ally.

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I have cat allergys

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Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

Oh, definitely.

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me too karson.

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When my dad was youger, and the loads of homless cats found their way into his car and used it as a bathroom, he helped the m on their way to the "Promised Land."

take it easy baby take it as it comes

20 (edited by Darth Maul Clone Tuesday, June 5, 2007 1:48 pm)

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draco fett wrote:

When my dad was youger, and the loads of homless cats found their way into his car and used it as a bathroom, he helped the m on their way to the "Promised Land."

To the promised land eh? tongue I understand your father completely.If I found $hit in my car and knew that cats did it,I would be more than happy to give them a hand to find their way to the Promised Land easier-and quicker!

Fear! Fear attracts the fearful...fear is my ally.

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Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJo … gling.html
Funny email I have seen that proves your point. tongue

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Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

smarter...maybe.
but not always landing on their feet...a youtube classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82xj_RzGcPQ

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Lol both of those were great lol.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
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Sev Fett wrote:
Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJo … gling.html
Funny email I have seen that proves your point. tongue

Oh gosh!Cats are taking over! tongue
I saw a video on YouTube called the world's angriest cat.I swear I would have killed it if I was there it was so annoying!

Fear! Fear attracts the fearful...fear is my ally.

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lol, this video is pretty funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEVFkZ3-tCQ