I had a terrible day yesterday. I was trying to buy Series of Unfortunate Events 13, but Wal-Mart didn't have it, and then I wanted to buy puttanesca sauce for dinner but somehow when I reached for it on the shelf my hand grabbed the wrong one, and it didn't notice until I got to the checkout line of the humongous super-center store and it was too far to walk back. Then I bought the repackaged Darth Vader Unleashed, had to haggle with the cashier until he agreed to give it to me for $15, get in the car and opened it up, and realized that it wasn't the one with the removable helmet. Then I wanted to get ice cream to make myself feel better, but the Dairy Queen was closed for training! AHH!
If only I had known it was Mandalorian Solidarity Day, then I might have gone straight home and practiced my Mando'a instead of setting myself up for failure and humiliation.
Estuans interius ira vehementi SEPHIROTH!