Topic: Boba Fett vs Master Chief vs Gordon Freeman
Well, my brother and I were disscusing who was better, Boba Fett vs Master Chief vs Gordon Freeman. Decideding immeadiately that any strait up "So and so would kill whoever so fast his life would flash before his eyes in fast forward" debate would be pointless, we made a comparison list and this is what I came up with:
Fett: His Mandolorian Armour is pitted and scared, contains more hidden weapons then all the middle east combind, and gives off a vibe of complete and utter doom. It also fails to cover a large part of his body, leaving him exposed to attack in any of his joints.
Cheif: Surrounded in his MJOLNIR armor, he has enhanced reflexis and strength, a the ability to store a "smart" artificial intelligence (Cortana is not included with the suit), not to speak of a incredible regenerating sheild. It is also bulky, hiders acrobatic movments, and is an unholy shade of green.
Freeman: His smart Hev suit has a flashlight, radio, Geiger counter, morphine administrator, anti-toxin delivery system and a chargeable "sheild" of sorts, all run by a built in A.I. It is also a tolerable shade of colors and is gap free.
Winner: Freeman. Fett in a close second and Cheif in third.
Fett: Contains all sorts of vision and hearing enanchers, voice command links, jamming and scaning equipment, is nigh indestructable, and is just plain cool looking.
Cheif: It keeps him from getting his head taken off by a plasma bolt... Oh, it has a flashlight too.
Freeman: What helmet? (Yeah, come on, even if he does he never wears it.)
Winner: Fett. He is his mask for Pete's sake. Cheif gets second because at least he's got a helmet.
Fett: He has a modifed EE-3 carbine rifle, a Tenloss DXR-6 disruptor rifle, a blaster pistol, and a uncountable number of weapons in his armour.
Cheif: A few human made projectile based weapons and whatever alien weapons he can scavenge. The needler is obscenely cool. The rest are simply standerd weapons.
Freeman: A couple of normal pistols, a SMG, grenades, guided RPG's, a shotgun, a crossbow, and a Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle.
Winner: Fett, duh. Freeman and Cheif tie, on account of needler/OSIPR tie.
Fett: False eye/finger scanners, tracking devices, and other items helpfull in breaking and entry.
Cheif: Uhh...I can whack things with the butt of my gun...
Freeman: A nifty crowbar and a Gravity gun. What am I saying! It's a freaking Zero-point energy gun! The enviroment is my plaything! Mwaaahaha!
Winner: Freeman. It's not even close. All hail the Gravity gun!!! All Hail!!! Fett 2nd, Cheif 3rd.
Fett: Preety strong.
Cheif: I can bench press a Warthog and not even break a sweat.
Freeman: Well, he's preety str...oh, what am I saying. He can't even climb over a chest high wall.
Winner: Cheif. Fett comes in second, with Freeman trailing miserably in third.
Fett: I can chase after my merchendice for a while...
Cheif: I run for three day without eating. Heck, I can fight an alien armada while continuously hopping for three days without sleeping or eating.
Freeman: I can run for about a minute. Less, if my flashlight is on.
Winner: Cheif again. Fett 2nd and puffing away in third is good old freeman.
Fett: Bounty Hunting, while sharpening the mind, is more blue collar than white collar...
Cheif: If it doesn't involve killing, it's not worth knowing...
Freeman: He's a theoretical physicist for cying out loud.
Winner: Freeman. Fett barely beats Cheif.
Fett: What allies?
Cheif: A couple of marines, and one good looking A.I.
Freeman: The human resistance, an alien race, a bunch of scientists, and (if you've got the bugbait) Antlions.
Winner: Freeman and Cheif tie. Fett wins too, but in a different way.
Fett: I jump, roll, flip, dive, and whatever else needs be done. I'd give an olympic gymnast a run for their money.
Cheif: I get close, but this armour won't let me do a handspring.
Freeman: I'm a theoretical physicist, not a physical therapist.
Winner: Fett, than Chief, then freeman.
Fett: He picks and choose's who he's going to take on for the most part. And he fights the scum of the galaxy, not the empire. Heck, he works for the empire.
Cheif: An alien race bent on our destruction and space zombies that threaten galaxy wide destruction.
Freeman: An alien race bent on our destruction and zombies.
Winner: Freeman and Cheif tie. I mean, fett, you're cool and all, but I don't find your enemies all that bad.
Fett: The most heartless being in the galaxy. Emotionless and fearless, he is his mask and his mask is him.
Chief: To his enemies, the deamon. The one being that hants them, who's appeance causes them to flee in utter terror. To his allies, a living weapon capable of single handedly keeping the enemy at bay.
Freeman: To his allies, a messiah figure, a bond breaker (to the vortigaunts at least), "the last free man". To his enemies, a simply man. Not a soldier, not a warrior with advanced weapons training, just a simple man who will just not die.
Winner: They all win this one.
Tally: (2 points for 1st, 1 for 2nd. Ties score the same.)
Fett: 13 points
Cheif: 13 points
Freeman: 13 points
Well, it's a three way tie. I'll add more later but I'm too dang tierd now. So, if you disagree, agree, or think I missed something post below and I'll change the totals later.
Edit: In retrospect this is an obscenely long post. Sorry everone for forcing you to read this.
Last edited by Force Master R (Saturday, June 9, 2007 11:49 pm)