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Boba Fett: "Medrit, I want to send Han Solo a gift."
Medrit: "Nice carbonite table?"
Boba Fett: "Proper beskar crushgaunts, so he can throttle the life out of his vermin spawn. And maybe a couple of armor plates and a small blade."
Medrit: "Gift wrapped, signed, Please kill your son before we have to?"


Security Officer: "Want to negotiate a landing fee?"
Boba Fett: "Want to negotiate an ion cannon?"

Darth D Gloom

There are tons.. but cant think of any better right now tongue