John John screamed and screamed and stopped. What was this?
A pair of legs were standing up in mid-air. They started creeping up towards him. John John threw a vacuum tube at the pair of legs, but the legs kicked it aside. John John picked up an object from the ground, thinking it was a sword, but when he looked, it was a pair of socks.
The socks laughed evilly, and JJ screamed for the sixth time and ran away back to his home of Kent, where mutant tractos and farmers turning into Flood type characters destroyed the yearly crops and cereal.
John John said " NO MORE! " bravely, but ran away and screamed. He was very good at screaming.... unfortunately, the tractors and farmers ran towards him.
JJ wet his pants, but then an almighty bang exploded and knocked the T's and F's out.
It turned oot tay be his wife, with a really burnt plate of lasagne.
" Oh! There you are honey! Can you help me with this? It's a bit burnt..... "
" I can see that, " JJ replied