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(52 replies, posted in Role Playing)

They don't contribute to the @$$ kickery of the covenant. But we both forgot how the Flood laid a whupping on a eight foot, super soldier trained since birth who is capable of  flipping tanks and fighting armies by himself .

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(52 replies, posted in Role Playing)

I left them , the sharpshooting chickens, and the crackshot dragonflys out on purpose.

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When did the CIS take control of half the galaxy? If you're talking about in the new trilogies,the CIS was allowed to take control of half the galaxy. The Flood scare the crap out of a huge alien empire composed of seven foot super warriors, biological tanks, and grenade launcher wielding gorillas with mohawks.

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(20 replies, posted in Fans)

And I didnt say she did. She said she'd heard it meant ignorant. And I said if you've only heard it means ignorant how could you know what it was like.

And I didn't know "tantrum" and "nervous breakdown" were interchangable. I guess my two year old niece has been having a lot of "nervous breakdowns" lately. But I guess questioning his mental state is  a good excuse to try and explain his behavior.

But I've really made a bigger deal about this than I'd originally attended. A lot worse has happened in this country than some out of work actor using a politically incorrect word and going on a brief racist tirade.

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(388 replies, posted in Role Playing)

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The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Mr.T and made the mistake of forgetting to pay him back.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach Mr.T to fish and marine biology ceases to exist.

There have been a few beings who could lift (Marvel) Thor's hammer,Mjolnir. Mr.T is the only person who beat his @$$ with it.

(and now for a Star Wars joke)
Jabba the Hutt used to be a tall, beautiful Twilek female named Eva, until she talked too much on a date Mr.T was so gracious to take her out on.After piting her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr.T renamed her "Jabba" to remind her no to jibba-jabba so much.

World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted half that  time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi and half the audience in attendance. He allowed the other half to keep living, so there would be witnesses to tell the story.

Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold up the world for him. Mr. T agreed, on the condition that in exchange Atlas would wear Mr. T's golden necklaces. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.

Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Mr. T has killed Mr. A through Mr. S; U through Z are slaves in his gold mine.

Mr. T has four stomachs like a cow. Still, he can't stomach no fool.

You can run, but you can't hide. Because Mr. T is already there.

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(52 replies, posted in Role Playing)

The Flood have been responsible for the decimation of civilizations. The CSI have been responsible for...making wimpy looking robots .

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(20 replies, posted in Fans)

I agree, more or less. What he did is barely noticable compared to the atrocities commited in and by this effed up country. But I do like the way almost all of you have referred to what he did as a "tantrum".Little kids have tantrums, he was a grown man who knew what he was saying,what he meant by it, and how America would respond.

And Draco,first off what I meant was how could she know what it felt like to be on the receiving end and secondly lets be honest, the definition in the dictionary and the way that word is used are in no way comparable.

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Which droids have flamethrowers? It probably wouldn't be too hard to equip the average battle droid with a flamethrower attachment, but which droids have flamethrowers right now? And unless they just deployed wave after wave of anorexic battle droids, not every droid could hold a shotgun. And to take out the blaster cannons they'd probably just send wave after wave of the little floodlings to overwhelm whoever's controlling or send some of those exploding,kamikaze flood pods to blow them up.

(you)

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(52 replies, posted in Role Playing)

Six million flood in covenant combat forms? Able to regenerate the dead bodies of their fallen brethren? When you add that in the Flood give the CIS a run for their money. Unless the CIS have flamethrowers or all of them have shotguns or some other weapon that won't leave enough of a body for them to resurrect.

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(2,634 replies, posted in Role Playing)

(can you repost the last one?)

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(189 replies, posted in Role Playing)

He hears the voices again and it seems that his wait will not be nearly as long as he'd thought. From  the way their conversation is going, it would seem that at least one of them was injured. He would make sure neither of them was in pain for too much longer.

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Behind the sand dune, he is prepared to wait for a very long time. From the looks of things he'll be there for at least two months, a year at the longest.

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Vader is actually talking to Boba Fett,who at that very moment is aiming at the back of Harry's head with a ....

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He mistakes Vader for Voldemort and tries to...

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(20 replies, posted in Fans)

"The word", huh? I would comment but I'm still laughing over the fact that you said it isn't that bad. :catches breath: Okay, I'm beter now. I guess the word only means ignorant if you've never been on the receiving end of it. If you have , you know it's said with more than the word "ignorant" in mind.

But you've only "heard" it means ignorant. How could you know?

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(52 replies, posted in Role Playing)

Unless the flood were in their combat forms, the Magnaguard wouldn't be effective against hem. They'd just be going around stomping on individual flood.

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Four planetary systems were destroyed and seven more were created as a result of their game.

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Tired of being used as a projectile weapon, Bruce turns to Chuck midflight and says...

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Owing to his near omnipotence Mr.T can not be caught off guard, but he still let Chuck think he had surprised him to lure him into a false sense of security

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(189 replies, posted in Role Playing)

He  thinks he hears the cries of his people.Normally he would go to them, but until his quest is completed he is forbidden from contact with others of his kind.

The hum of the speeder draws closer. He patiently waits for the vehicle to come nearer.

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Mr.T once ate an entire seven layer birthday cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it.

Mr.T once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. He almost blinked as a result.

Originally James Cameron wanted Mr.T to play the Terminator. But since it would have made the movie a documentary, he opted for Arnold instead.

Mr.T played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver by himself. And won.

When Dr.Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Mr.T.When Mr.T gets mad, its best to not be in the same hemisphere

Mr.T went skydiving once without a parachute. He vowed never to do it again, saying one Grand Canyon was enough.

Godzilla was inspired by Mr.T's first trip to Tokyo

There are no such things as tornadoes.Mr.T just hates trailer parks

When Mr.T was born he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That day.

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The sound of an approaching speeder causes him to pause. He stops Houroo and dismounts, pulling his slugthrower rifle from its holster on Houroo's saddle. An approaching speeder means travelers, and travelers means water and food. He'd kill the travelers, probably moisture farmers, and then use their supplies on his quest for the Krayt Dragon. He'd only killed twice before and neither of them had been sentient kills, but from the way the village elders spoke, moisture farmers were easy game. He crouches behind a nearby sand dune and beckons Houroo to him. Here he would lay in wait for his victims.

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Realising that the bantha had absorbed the inherent idiocy of Jar-Jar, Vader ignites his lightsaber and approaches, intent on putting it out of it's misery....

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Apparently this falling bantha was the new Sith'ari. After landing the bantha looked at Vader and said...