Topic: alternate ep.3 Dooku vs. Kenobi + Skywalker
Dooku: i sense...great... FEAR in you...Skywalker
Anakin: well if i'm scared you must crapping yourself right now
Anakin: think about it. The force itself knocked up my mom, producing ME. I'm the chosen one. You're just a loose end from episode 2 that was never tied up. Just how do you expect to beat me again?
* loud drawn out wet-fart noise*
Dooku: yesss...well...um...i think i need to go to the little sith lord's room...
*walks away,comes back shortly*
Dooku: HA! i have returned with... A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS! NOW PREPARE TO-
*Anakin slices his arms off*
Dooku: OMYGOD U SLICED MY ARMS OFF!
*Anakin is poised to decapitate him*
Obi-Wan: NO Anakin! it's not the Jedi way!
Anakin: Screw the Jedi way!
Palpatine: u did the right thing anakin, he was too dangerous to be kept alive.
Anakin: meh, i just got tired of the built up suspense as a result of his earlier escape in epsode 2.
Palpatine: u have taken your first step to the dark side- i mean, um, you did well, yes, that's what i meant to say, you did well Anakin, very, very well.