Topic: Romance Help Desk

I got this via email and thought it was a hoot...

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, NRL 5.5, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then reset
automatically. Run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

BFFC Moderator
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...

2 (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Monday, October 1, 2007 1:10 pm)

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funny. seriously. thats good.

how ever slightly un-fair to  us with a y chromosome....
(oh, BTW. FIRST!!!!YEAH!!!!)

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I totally agree with Adeptus_Astartes.
Funny indeed...

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lmao.

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Zomg, I soo need to send that to everyone I know....thats hilarius.

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Train your sons to be strong, and your daughters to be stronger.

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Duuuude, that was funny!!

"Maybe I'd have grown up a nice guy if a Jedi hadn't cut my dad's head off in front of me."

7 (edited by Alo Fett Monday, September 17, 2007 2:40 pm)

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LOL. Thats a come back to the SNL "Wife program2.0" (alot of the same jokes)

" Note to user. Secretary with short skirt 4.7 may not be compatible with wife 2.0"

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I haven't seen "Wife Program 2.0", have you still got a copy?

BFFC Moderator
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...

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no a friend showed it to me on his laptop

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me.  - Alo Fett

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LOL, that was fun! I'm sure I've seen something like that before, but I can't remember where...

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Heeee, that's funny!

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Ha, I enjoyed this.  It was my chuckle of the day.  wink

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very funny.