Topic: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Ive got Draco to thank for this so here is is Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (this will also serve as the Chuck Norris/Mr.T joke area) smile

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

why hold a topic thats not to do with star wars/boba fett??

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.

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Green, we have had plaenty of non-Star Wars topics, like Jason Bourne verses John McClane.

When Mr. T falls in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Mr. T.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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:Taken straight from www.chucknorrisfacts.com, these are hand-picked by the man himself:

1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Only creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
4. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr. T pajamas.

Mr. T can shhot down an enemy plane by pointing at it and saying "Bang."

Mr. T was once involved in a four way collision. Mr. T was walking at the time.

When Mr. T invented the alphabet, he placed m, r, and t in different places so people can read and write without frear.

45,985. That's the number of people Mr. T pitied in the time it took you to read this sentance.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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lol, thats funny draco......bang!!    smile   smile

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Everybody knows that Mr.T would win ageist Chuck but Rocky...........

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Amen. It actually took four and a half months of working with special effects to make it look like Rocky won.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

9 (edited by Karson Fett Monday, July 30, 2007 12:35 pm)

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Yeah but I'm torn between Mr.T and Rocky.Oh.........56% of me thinks that Rocky is better, than Mr.T. (This is sung to the tune of 56% Of diet cola drinkers...........)

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Draco, i said well done those were very funny!   smile

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green helmeted fett wrote:

Draco, i said well done those were very funny!   smile

I also said that  what I said before you.

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so, i'm saying it aswell

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Some times post get ignored take it like a man.

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so, anyway, brilliant jokes draco. very well done!   smile

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Agreed

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i liked the one where mr t shoots down a plane and go's bang!   lol, classic    smile

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Somtimes i just despair.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters

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green helmeted fett wrote:

i liked the one where mr t shoots down a plane and go's bang!   lol, classic    smile

So do I

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I thank both of you.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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You are welcome!

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1 you may stay up all night waiting for santa, but santa satys up waiting for Chuck Norris
2 the ytried to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore but the granite wasnt rough enough for his beard
3 when Chuck Norris was born he had a full beard and when the doctor tried to spank him he got round house kicked
4 By the time Chuhck Norris was two roundhouse kicks went up 700%

anyone got any chuck norris vs (star wars character) ideas?

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck

       AND a Star Wars themed joke

Chuck Norris poops out lightsabers!

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Chuck Norris isnt one with the force, the force is one with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosnt get sick, sick gets Chuck Norris

anyone got any chuck norris vs (star wars character) ideas?

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Chuck could duel with ANY jedi knight because his beard deflects lightsabers ...

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some fencers use one prong, others two, Chuck Norris uses his finger, and the score box better know what to do

(if you dont get that, i dont blame you, it has to do with the sport of fencing)

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