when skywalker refounded the jedi order i waited in hope for a jedi bounty.it took a little while actually but one day a jedi and his padawan incurred somebodys displeasure, and i got to collect the bounty.
the thing with jedi is that they are a ritualistic lot.they always do the same thing everytime.i remember geonosis.from what ive read and watched on film footage the new lot are just the same.my contract came from some black budget intel group who i wont name in my own private journell.they want to test a very secret device which can block people from being force scanned.and they really wanted to test it on these two!think of it as an automatic yammosk.actually mandalorian armour can do that too.but i was happy to find out if this gadgett works.
the jedi where holed up in a small hotel so i got an android to knock on the door and invite them out and then scoot.master and padawan duly popped up and took one look at me with the blaster and whipped out lightsabers.they always do this,confident that they will bat away any blaster bolts. the gun i was holding may look like my blaster but in fact its the patent fett jedi chopper.
it is a gausse projectile rail gun which uses an EMP jolt to fire a sabot canister full of steel fletchetts,loaded into what looks like a standard blaster barrell.i fired it and it made oa splatt noise.its got a short range but it works.the master was totally perforated.bleeding from many holes he just keeled over.the padawan fell to his knees.he coughed a lot of foaming blood up and goggled at me as he tried to pick up his lightsaber.so i drew a handy hand blaster and shot him between the eyes.
i picked up their sabres and looked down at them
"two for you dad"i said and walked away.
jobs like this give me a warm feeling inside.