Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Well, those kind of matchups are usually biased anyway...I remember the Vader vs. Maul Tales comic...tried to keep it within continuity which kinda made it impossible for Maul to win. 
How did Fett take down Deadpool anyway?  Out of curiosity...killing immortals is not an easy thing.

My stomach still hurts, and I hate Star Wars toys because they don't have enough P.O.A.'s, but I concede and put away my stick. I try to punch you but you keep putting the darn toy in my way!  smile

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

BalanceSheet wrote:

Well, those kind of matchups are usually biased anyway...I remember the Vader vs. Maul Tales comic...tried to keep it within continuity which kinda made it impossible for Maul to win. 
How did Fett take down Deadpool anyway?  Out of curiosity...killing immortals is not an easy thing.

My stomach still hurts, and I hate Star Wars toys because they don't have enough P.O.A.'s, but I concede and put away my stick. I try to punch you but you keep putting the darn toy in my way!  smile

Fett did not kill him, he just knocked him him out.

I put the figure away, but we keep blocking each other's attacks. It appears that we are too evenly matched smile .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Well, how did Fett knock Deadpool out? 
Getting a bit off topic...so...
Alucard would shoot Boba Fett and/or release control art restriction and eat him.
Walter would get his wires around his neck and decapitate him. UNLESS Fett had a lightsaber, in which case Fett might be able to chop through the wires, if he's good enough to stop ten of them before they reach him.
Anderson would bury him in a storm of bayonets.

We fight for two straight hours, and take a time out for Super Smash Bros Melee, where I beat you up as Pichu.  smile

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

BalanceSheet wrote:

Well, how did Fett knock Deadpool out? 
Getting a bit off topic...so...
Alucard would shoot Boba Fett and/or release control art restriction and eat him.
Walter would get his wires around his neck and decapitate him. UNLESS Fett had a lightsaber, in which case Fett might be able to chop through the wires, if he's good enough to stop ten of them before they reach him.
Anderson would bury him in a storm of bayonets.

We fight for two straight hours, and take a time out for Super Smash Bros Melee, where I beat you up as Pichu.  smile

He knocked him out with a stream of blasters to the head. For all three of those characters, Fett would run up to them and beat them up (at close range, they could not hit Fett with those attackes).

We then play Mortal Kombat: Trilogy, in which I kill you as Reptile. When we are about to start the next round, I say that I need to use the lavitory. I actually snak off, grab a hammer, and aim for your head smile .

I did not know role playing was so fun.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

I think Boba would win. He could just flame the dude.

{MW}--[color=#FF0000]"Death and destruction to our enemies!"[/color]
"I wonder what the weather is like on Kamino right now?" Delta 62, Scorch.

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Boba Dude wrote:

I think Boba would win. He could just flame the dude.

It takes more than a flamethrower to kill a vampire.  smile
As for close combat...I suppose Walter would not be able to effectively use his wires, but he is still a VERY fast old guy.  Can dodge bullets, y'know.
Are you sure it's safe to fight up-close with a guy who can cut a subway car in half?  (Anderson)
Alucard...hmmm....well, maybe if Boba threw some garlic in his face.  I don't know if that works on him.   If Boba moves fast enough, he might be able to advoid getting blown in half by Alucards Jackal.   But if Alucard goes all the way to C.A.R. level one...Boba will have a lot of trouble trying to punch a giant dog covered in eyeballs...(I'll try to find a picture of it, it's quite interesting.)

I am outraged that you would once again violate the terms of our battle with a giant hammer, so I respond in kind by summoning a horde of flying monkeys.  Can you hit them all before you're torn to pieces?  smile

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Actually, a flame-thrower would kill a vampire (I cannot belive that I did not think of this). With sufficient heat, it would boil his heart, which is a way to kill vampire. Fett is pretty fast, so he could easily dodge the attacks. Perhaps not Walter's, but he (Walter) may be fast, but he is not strong enough to break the armor.

I quickly abanden the hammer, and throw my fisrt rabbit at your monkeys, which obliterates them (seriously). In the commotion, I grab my hammer, get behind you, and aim for head smile .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Alucard has lost his head, and dissolved into a puddle of goo, only to rematerialize in a swarm of bats.  He can handle the flamer, though I doubt a freak could (humans implanted with a chip to become vampires). 
Don't forget about Anderson...actually, a flamer would be pretty effective against him.  He would have to teleport away once his skin started boiling. 
Walter could disable the flamer from a distance.  Even if his wires couldn't cut through the armor, they could easily rake along the surface of his gaunlet, detonating any externally mounted rockets and severing the flamer so that he could not ignite it.

I sense your attack through the Matrix, and lean backwards Neo-style to dodge.  I then pull a punch to your face; you go flying backwards and the audience cheers.  smile

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

34 (edited by draco fett Thursday, March 2, 2006 1:04 pm)

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

When Alucard melted, did his heart actually boil? As for Walter, if Fett got up close to him, he could (I am only using this slang term for the sake of irony) ice him with the flame-thrower.

I then to Force-choke you, I am not Force-sensitive. I now play Alice Cooper music, which freaks you out. Then, slam my old Betamax (I do actually have one) on your head, which knocks you out smile .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Well, is heart-boiling a commonly considered method of killing a vampire?  I have never heard of it. 
I'm sorry, I'm not up to date with what's hip and all, but what does it mean to "ice" somebody?  Seriously...I don't know.    sad

I regain consciousness, yet I do not remember who I am or what we're fighting about.  I think my name is Scooter. 
But lo and behold, I now posses the sacred blade of Anduril, Flame of the West, which has materialized out of thin air into my hands.  I begin swinging it in your general direction.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

I read about on a HUGE vampire site, with TONS of information.To ice someone means to kill them (get it?). I do not use slang, other than to make a point of something, or somthing.

I have never heard of Anduril, but then, the same way you got your sword, I got Excaliber. We then have an intense sword-fight, but niether of us can defeat each other smile .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Well in that case, how would Fett "ice" Walter if Walter had taken the time to rake his wires along the surface of his gaunlet, severing the flamethrower lead and detonating his externally-mounted rockets?
And how would Fett use the flamethrower on Alucard, if he releases to Control Art Restriction level one?  It would be difficult to burn down a massive wolf covered in eyeballs.  (Still gotta find a picture to show ya.)

*gasp* never heard of Anduril, that's Aragorns sword from LOTR.
Our duel lasts for days, the very heavens are shaken by the clanging of our blades.  You shatter my sword, and I use the remains to chop the ONE RING from your finger.  Naturally, you must now explode.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

38 (edited by draco fett Friday, March 3, 2006 12:08 pm)

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BalanceSheet wrote:

Well in that case, how would Fett "ice" Walter if Walter had taken the time to rake his wires along the surface of his gaunlet, severing the flamethrower lead and detonating his externally-mounted rockets?
And how would Fett use the flamethrower on Alucard, if he releases to Control Art Restriction level one?  It would be difficult to burn down a massive wolf covered in eyeballs.  (Still gotta find a picture to show ya.)

*gasp* never heard of Anduril, that's Aragorns sword from LOTR.
Our duel lasts for days, the very heavens are shaken by the clanging of our blades.  You shatter my sword, and I use the remains to chop the ONE RING from your finger.  Naturally, you must now explode.

Fett could kill Walter by simply (with his hands behind his back) run up to Walter before he could attack, and, as the Human Torch II say, flame on! The same thing would work on Alucard.

But then you realize that it was a fake ring. I then pull out the sword formerly in the stone, and a light-saber, and use sanontaru Oni Giri (demon cult) on you. You have almost no chance of survival smile .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

39 (edited by BalanceSheet Friday, March 3, 2006 1:06 pm)

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

KIlling Walter that way would entirely depend on the amount of suprise Fett has on him.  But in a duel with the opponents standing a respectable distance apart, there is no way in hell Fett can run faster than Walters wires.  Walter can decimate entire armies with his weapon, his wires can move faster than bullets. (at least in one scene).  If Fett got the jump on him (hardly a fair situation), Walter would be toast.  But in a fair fight, Walter would chop him to pieces.
As for Alucard, his metaphysical, shapeshifting level one form could easily advoid the flames...and finding his heart in that form would be difficult indeed. 

Indeed, all seems lost.  That is, until I pull out my greatest weapon:  the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 
I pull the pin, count to...three...and throw it in your general direction.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Fett could use his light-saber on the wire, the run up to him, and then use then use the flame-thrower. And I ment that he could boil the heart before he relesed Control Art Restrition.

Before the bomb hits me, I throw my Betamax at it, which makes it detanates in the air. I then throw my rabbit (which is eviler then the head-eating rabbit) at you smile .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Fett can't get all eight wires before they reach him.  They will approach at different angles, and very, very fast. Even if he did cut some of them, the others will be able to clasp around any parts of his body uncovered by armor; ie, his legs and around his neck. 
Well...I concede that Alucard does take some time to enter C.A.R level one (he has to say it out loud for it to be approved by his master), but how long do you think it would take for Alucard to blow Fetts head off with his .454, or his Jackal, when Fett tries to rush him like that?

The rabbit collides in midair with a Pokeball I have thrown, which burst open to reveal...Pikachu!  Who promptly begins laying some electric smack-down on your little bunny.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

BalanceSheet wrote:

Fett can't get all eight wires before they reach him.  They will approach at different angles, and very, very fast. Even if he did cut some of them, the others will be able to clasp around any parts of his body uncovered by armor; ie, his legs and around his neck. 
Well...I concede that Alucard does take some time to enter C.A.R level one (he has to say it out loud for it to be approved by his master), but how long do you think it would take for Alucard to blow Fetts head off with his .454, or his Jackal, when Fett tries to rush him like that?

The rabbit collides in midair with a Pokeball I have thrown, which burst open to reveal...Pikachu!  Who promptly begins laying some electric smack-down on your little bunny.

Fett could dodge, slice, and blast the wires, then burn the butler. Fett could easily vaporize the bullets with the light saber, and then boil him.

My rabbit then calls upon the absolute evil in her, and deafeats the Riachu wanna'be.
She then gets boared and runs away. I then fall, and "break my finger" (I can bend my left middle finger backwards to touch my wrist. I shall try to post a picture of it somtime.), which freaks you out. I then ''falcon punch'' at your head.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Fett is not a Jedi, and he cannot use a lightsaber like one.  There is no way he can deflect the bullets with it.  Even if he did manage to get lucky and hit one, the kinetic energy, plus the round exploding, would knock him off balance, leaving him vunerable to more shots.  And should Fett prove particullarly adept at deflecting shots, something entirely out of character for a non-force user, all Alucard needs to do is pull out both of his guns.  Can't stop two bullets from hitting you...unless you're a Jedi Master, which Fett is definetely not.
Can Fett stop eight wires from hitting him at the same time, from different directions? For the millionth time, Walter is very, very fast for an old guy.  It would once again require a Jedi's ability to be able to pull that off.

Gawww...freaky fingers...totally caught me off guard...I take the punch like a man. 
Afer spitting out a few broken teeth, I summon an army of killer trees that swiftly come to my aid.  They surround you and move in for the kill...

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

I think Fett could block the bullets, and slice some of the wires (the others he would have to dodge and blast). Fett did, after all, survive a confrontation with Darth Vader with a light-saber, and he has to be pretty good with one to kill Jedi. By the way it was only the nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred ninety-nineth time.

I then summon an army of Shinigami to combat your trees.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

How can you hit two bullets with a lightsaber that are coming at you at the same time, without the Force?
When did Fett kill a Jedi?  Ive only seen him with a lightsaber in a Tales comic.

The battle rages, wood flies everywhere. Desperate, I light the trees aflame so they deal more damage.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

BalanceSheet wrote:

How can you hit two bullets with a lightsaber that are coming at you at the same time, without the Force?
When did Fett kill a Jedi?  Ive only seen him with a lightsaber in a Tales comic.

The battle rages, wood flies everywhere. Desperate, I light the trees aflame so they deal more damage.

He could dodge some bullets, and slice the others, then chop the guns, and boil the heart. He had Jedi heads on the walls of the Slave I in the 100% Fett issue.

Since the Shinigami are technicly dead, you cannot kill them, and since they are baisicly Grim Reapers, they can kill your magick trees with a single attack, they (the trees) are dead. They then get boered and go back to the Netherworld. Your move.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Tales comics are not canon.  sad
And this is not the Matrix.  He aint gonna dodge a bullet from a gun this big:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e20/BalanceSheet/Jackal.jpg

Hmm.... I comtemplate a new strategy...ah, yes...I pull out my "PLAY BETTER!" stick (I'm in band, it's a fun little toy...) and begin swining it around my head, and move in for the kill...

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

BalanceSheet wrote:

Tales comics are not canon.  sad
And this is not the Matrix.  He aint gonna dodge a bullet from a gun this big:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e20/B … Jackal.jpg

Hmm.... I comtemplate a new strategy...ah, yes...I pull out my "PLAY BETTER!" stick (I'm in band, it's a fun little toy...) and begin swining it around my head, and move in for the kill...

Fett was still able to survive a fight with Darth Vader with a light-saber. He could simply blast Alucard's guns before he has a chance to fire them.

I then pull out my three swords, and use Streming Wolf Swords.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

Alrighty then...in the time that it takes Fett to reach Alucard, he would have released Control Art Restriction.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e20/BalanceSheet/dogfood.jpg
...Aaaand he's doggy food.


I pull out a second, then a third "PLAY BETTER!" stick.  We bow again, and begin a long duel of the blades.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

50 (edited by Maltese Kentaiba Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:42 pm)

Re: Fett vs. Alucard

To add to this insanity, man didn't think it would turn out this well...ways to kill a vampire:
1.Cut off limbs and stuff mouth with garlic 2.cut off head and legs stuff again with garlic and weld toes together 3. stake through heart 4. holy water 5. sunlight[only works on fairly weak vampires, stronger ones can walk around with just loss of their power] 6. burning and the list goes on depending on what part of the world you're in

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