{"id":5060,"date":"2015-05-11T17:54:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-12T00:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobafettfanclub.com\/news\/?p=5060"},"modified":"2024-11-06T11:40:05","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T19:40:05","slug":"fett-couplets-in-shakespeare-star-wars-authors-twitterfiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobafettfanclub.com\/news\/collectibles\/fett-couplets-in-shakespeare-star-wars-authors-twitterfiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Fett Couplets in Shakespeare Star Wars Author's #TwitterFiction"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ian Doescher, author of the Shakespeare Star Wars books, took to Twitter<\/a> today for a series of Star Wars themed tweets. One of his ground rules: “two lines of rhyming iambic pentameter for each couplet!”<\/p>\n

Here are all of the Fett ones!<\/p>\n

Jango Fett to Boba Fett:
\n“Thou shalt grow stronger still, my son, my pet,
\nAnd earn the honor due to one nam’d Fett.” (Permalink)<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Boba Fett to Jango Fett:
\n“Good father, how I love thy villainy,
\nThou art so bad, which is so good to me.” (Permalink<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jango Fett to his clones:
\n“Excel in virtue ye do mightily:
\nPerfection, insofar as thou art me.” (Permalink<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Clones to Jango Fett:
\n“Enduring thanks to thee, our prototype:
\nWe’ll match thy frightful strength–aye, stripe for stripe.” (Permalink<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Boba Fett to disintegrations:
\n“Though Vader thinks on thee and sayeth ‘Nay,’
\nThou dost remain my favor’d method, yea.” (Permalink<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Boba Fett to every woman everywhere:
\n“Let your minds wonder at this fact profound:
\nThere’s plenty Boba Fett to go around.” (Permalink<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Which one was your favorite?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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