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Editor's
Pick
Caption Author Date Fan's
Choice
1

BOBA: Wow. That is a NICE Han Solo toy mold you've got there.

LEGOFett 13772412002013-08-230
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2Editor's Pick

Boba Fett: *on phone with Dengar* Hey, I've got a joke for ya, what do you get when you give a Sith a job at a resturaunt?
Dengar: I've got no idea.
Boba: Simple, you get Darth Waiter!!
Vader: *overhears the joke and walks over*
Boba: *still talking on phone* So, the other day, I saw Vader staring at a beautiful picture of Padmé. You should've seen the look on Luke's face- *notices Vader* WAUGH! VADER!
Vader: Well? I'm dying to hear the rest of your hilarious story, Mr. Comedian. Do share!

Katie 13768956002013-08-192
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2 votes
1

Fett: What if he dosen't survive? He's worth alot to me.
Vader: The empire will compensate for your losses.
Fett: It had better or I'm sueing big time.

severien 11431008002006-03-230
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1

Fett: I have a cooler mask than you.
Vader: Well I guess you might....
Fett: Finally I'm right about something!
Vader: Hey, I got another bounty for you.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: You. Your the bounty. Please use disentigrations.
Fett: What? What?
Vader: You heard me.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: I so rock!!!

Danny L.
of New York
11430144002006-03-220
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2Editor's Pick

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

Tristan
of Newberg, Or.
11429280002006-03-212
  • Currently 1.00/1
2 votes
2Editor's Pick

Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.

Vadey Fetta
of Ohio
11429280002006-03-212
  • Currently 1.00/1
2 votes
1

Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...

Mace Windy
of North Carolina
11429280002006-03-212
  • Currently 1.00/1
2 votes
1

Fett: "Nice armor.... Did you get to pick it?"
Vader: "What do you think, of course not I was burnt to a crisp!"

Martial Bartsch
of Sudbury, Ontario
11427552002006-03-190
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1

Boba: You are starting to smell! Just look behind you!

Anthony
of Colorado
11426688002006-03-180
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2Editor's Pick

Fett: "We so need are own theme music..."
Vader: "Speak for yourself."

Pizza the hutt 11425824002006-03-172
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2 votes
1

VADER: "EL CUADRO DE CARBONITA SALIO MUY GRANDE"
BOBA FETT: "NO IMPORTA, YO SE LO VENDO A JABBA"

RENATO MARTIN
of PERU
11424960002006-03-160
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1

Maybe those ugnauts will learn to keep their hands to themselves now...

coolkid
of massachusetts
11424960002006-03-161
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1 vote
1

Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."

Jaster Mereel
of North Carolina
11424960002006-03-162
  • Currently 1.00/1
2 votes
1

Fett: "I'm not Boba Fett, I'm really Jeremy Bulloch, and you're David Prowse."
Vader: "That's what you think...."

darth fett 11424960002006-03-160
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1

Fett: "My armor is cooler than yours."
Vader: "Oh yeah? Well mine is shinier."
Fett: "Well Hans is kind of dull gray."
Vader: "What!?"
Fett: "I don't know."

darth fett 11424096002006-03-151
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
1

Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."

Zam Wesell
of North Carolina
11423232002006-03-141
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
1

Boba: *Singing* "Nobody knows the trouble I've caused..."
Vader: "Shut up! You sing horribly!"
Boba: "Well, you need to shut up cause I know something you dont!"
Vader: "Tell me or I'll keep Solo for myself."
Boba: "Okay. Your wife Padme had twins. Luke and Leia. Oh, dang! I spilled the beans."
Vader: "Thank you. Now I will kill them both. Then I will dispose of you!"
Boba: "Damn it!"
Vader: "I rock out loud, baby!"

Jaster Mereel
of North Carolina
11423232002006-03-141
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
1

(Boba's thought) Darn! He's still taller than me. I wonder if he has platforms in his boots
(Vader) I heard that, and no, i don't have platforms in my boots!

TK-317
of Denton, TX
11423232002006-03-140
  • Currently 0.00/1
1

Fett: "Woo hoo dance Vader dance!!"
Stormtroper: *thinking* "Man what a jerk,good thing i'm not related to him."

Roodaka
of Washington state
11422368002006-03-131
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
2Editor's Pick

Fett: "We look cool."
Vader: "Very cool indeed..."

Kel Solaar
of Kamino
11421504002006-03-122
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2 votes
1

Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."

Dervish
of Huntington, New York
11421504002006-03-121
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
2Editor's Pick

I hope you brought popcorn, Lord Vader.

Dean Lake 11420640002006-03-110
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1

Vader: Windu killed your father.
Fett: WHAT? You knew it all along? Why didn't you tell me?
Vader: You never asked.

uer 11419776002006-03-100
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1

Vader: How much is Captain Solo worth to you?
Boba: Ummmmm.....He is worth about 200 million, more or less.
Vader: WHAT?!?! That means if he dies during this I have to pay you that!?!?
Boba: Yup. Pretty much.
Vader: *Jumps into the Carbon Freezing Chamber after Han* NO!!!!

Darth Vader's Sister 11419776002006-03-101
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1 vote
1

Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."

korlex 11415456002006-03-051
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1 vote
1

Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."

Kina Fett
of Durham, North Carolina
11412000002006-03-010
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1

Hmmm... is tonight spagetti or hot dog night?

Kina Fett
of North Carolina
11412000002006-03-010
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1

I hope no one realizes I am actually a girl.

Kina Fett
of North Carolina
11410272002006-02-270
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1

You know, Leia looks kind of- never mind. You dont need to know. Oh good, Han looks stupid in carbonite!

Kina Fett
of North Carolina
11410272002006-02-270
  • Currently 0.00/1
1

Fett: "Dude? What's with the suit anyway?"
Vader: "What suit?"
Fett: "You're in denial aren't you?"
Vader: "Am not!!"
Fett: "I teach classes that help this sort of thing.
But it is going to cost you."
Vader: "How much?"
Fett: *Thinking* "Yessssssssss! Score!"

Vincent
of Colorado
11408544002006-02-251
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1 vote
1

OOOhh thats gotta hurt.

Vincent
of Colorado
11408544002006-02-250
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1

Fett: (To Vader) "DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE PLATFORM KISS BOOTS!"

fairyblood 11406816002006-02-230
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1

Darth Vader's NEW apprentice...

Anonymous 11405952002006-02-220
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1

Vader, stop breathing down my neck--your giving me the chills!

danger 11403360002006-02-191
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1 vote
1

The fact that my antenna comes up to his head is disturbing. The fact that I'm in high heels and he's still taller than me just goes too far for my taste.

Cody 11402496002006-02-180
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1

Jeez, Vader, we don't have to be this close!

Jake Ranalli
of Norwood, Mass
11401632002006-02-170
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1

Boba: "Is bathroom clean?"
Vader: "Jabba used it."
Boba: "Do you have another?"

robert 11401632002006-02-171
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1 vote
1

Boba: "Can I use the freaking bathroom now?"
Vader: "No not untill you kill Luke."

robert
of Alexandria,VA
11401632002006-02-170
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1

"Oh dear lord! Look at where solos hands are!"
"Well THAT'S one embarrassing pose..."

Matt 11399904002006-02-150
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1

I'm not wearing any pants...

Kalia Vek
of Coruscant
11399904002006-02-150
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1

"Dude! Where my ship?!?!?"

Joe 11399040002006-02-140
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1

Fett: "Hey... Vader let me kill him pleez! I won't desentergrate him I PROMISE!!!"
Vader: "Okay."

Nick Serrano
of New Jersey
11399040002006-02-140
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1

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Han Solos taking his clothes off!!!!!!!!!"

adam corona
of Portland, Oregon
11399040002006-02-140
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1

(Leia and Han start kissing)
Fett: "Whoo! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

Sabe 11398176002006-02-130
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1

Fett: "Whoa! What is all this, these flickering lights, these props..."
Vader: "Yeah, they used these things called Sets, back when movies were quality, and well thought out, and not absorbed with what they could do with FX."

Tyler
of Wooster, Ohio
11396448002006-02-110
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1

Fett: "Oh great could you next time get a place with a little less fog."
Vader: "It's all we could afford."

Robert Fett 11395584002006-02-100
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1

Boba: "Seen any good movies?"

Downey
of Chicago, Illinois
11394720002006-02-090
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1

VADER: "What is this? Where are we?"
FETT: "We're in the *future.* Everything's *shiny* here..."

Darth Revan 11393856002006-02-080
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1

Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."

Ben
of Toronto
11392992002006-02-071
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
1

FETT: "NOOO! Han! I thought you loved ME!! All these years playing hard to get for this! Damn you, Leia, DAMN YOU!!!"

Psycho from Planet Ten 11392992002006-02-070
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1

Fett: "Hey Vader, hows it goin'?"
Vader: "Not too bad."
Fett: "So how's the kids?"
Vader: "They're dead! No, I'm just kidding. They're being a pain though. As you can see Leia's boyfriend is about to be turned into a popsicle because of her."

Wook Romano 11392128002006-02-062
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2 votes
1

Fett: "Man... did someone expose the film to the light before it was done developing?"
Vader: "Yeah. You'd think we could find a better Dark Room of the Force."

Anonymous 11391264002006-02-050
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1

Vader: So anyway, I was thinking a nice beige for the living room...
Boba:(Thinking) Wow, I can't see a thing is this helmet.

Maverick 11390400002006-02-040
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1

Fett: "You look sexy."
Vader: "Thank you, you look pretty hot yourself Fetty boy."

Haquansha LaFonzo Marquez
of Chestertonfieldville, Iowa
11389536002006-02-030
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1

Fett: "I am never using Internet dating again."

Michelle 11389536002006-02-030
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1

Boba: *Thinks* He smells like strawberries.

Zara Orono 11388672002006-02-020
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1

Vader: "You look like a clone I once knew."
Fett: "Noooooo. Really? Boba Fett, a clone? No. Way."

Dr.KittyFett
of Phoenix
11387808002006-02-011
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
1

Fett: "Who knew carbonate was so orange and bright?"
Vader: "Yeah, and its so shiny that there's a reflection on my helmet."

Aloher 11387808002006-02-010
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1

This looks awkward, Vader...

Spider Fett 11387808002006-02-010
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1

Fett: "Why am I short!?"
Vader: "...are you related to a troll?"

Kasey 11386944002006-01-310
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1

Fett: "So how long does it take to get frozen?"
Vader: "About an hour I guess."
Fett: "What do you want to do until then?"
Vader: "Checkers?"

Mr.Fett 11386944002006-01-310
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1

So, Boba, Boba, stand by me...

Jangodaman 11386944002006-01-310
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1

What's Vader staring at? Is he even watching this?

Me 11386944002006-01-310
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1

Oh Han, trapped in carbonite. It's so cold. He's stuck in ice.

nathaniel 11386944002006-01-310
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1

Vader: "There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the person responsible for cutting my helmet in this photo. No dis..."
Boba: "I know, I know...No disintegrations."

Rodrigo Arenas 11386080002006-01-300
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1

Fett: "It seems we never see each other like this."
Vader: "Yeah, wanna catch a movie Episode 3 is playing?"

I'mnotaidoit 11386080002006-01-300
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1

If Vader wasn't so tall, I could slip him bunny-ears. Darn.

draco fett 11386080002006-01-300
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1

What are we staring at?

TK-227 11386080002006-01-300
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1

Fett: Check out the *** on that
Vader: Yeah that Leia sure is something
Fett: Leia yeah...

MaVeRiCK 11386080002006-01-300
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1

In a whiny voice, "The Empire will compensate you if he dies." Yeah right!!

Turtle 11385216002006-01-290
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1

That better not by your hand on my butt, Vader.

BFFC-Mel 11384352002006-01-280
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1

Fett: "Whew man, was that you?"
Vader: "Who ever smelt it, dealt it dude."

DarthMereel 11384352002006-01-280
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1

You're taller then me. So what! I have more fans, and I have a better helmet.

brett 11384352002006-01-280
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1

I got my mask on Ebay... where'd you get yours, Vader?

Griffin M. 11384352002006-01-281
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1 vote
1

You lost your arms and legs, and yet you're STILL taller then me...

Cecilia 11384352002006-01-281
  • Currently 1.00/1
1 vote
1

Fett: What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.
Vader: He won't.
Fett: Are you sure?
Vader: Yes I am.
Fett: But...
Vader: Put Captain Solo in.
Fett: How come no one listens to me?

Boba Fett 945 11384352002006-01-280
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1

Dang, Vader's got a nice booty.

Moosemushroom 11384352002006-01-280
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