darth: HIT ME AGAIN!

bartender: you've had enough darth

darth: I WILL TELL U WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

bartender: k, here ya go

darth: mmmmmmmmmm, smoothie

sidious: what it iz with u darth?! why iz u drownin yo sorrow's in smoothies?!

maul: yea darth, what it iz with u?!

darth: lets see, my parents are dead, my life sucks, my son hates me, i only have one real hand, i can't hold on to  a girlfriend, and it's freakin hot in this stupid suit! my life is just an eternal black spiraling abyss, so dark.

sidious: jeez darth. neva knew u wuz so emo like that man

darth: i'm just full of a lot of angst today

maul: i know what always helps me when i'm full of angst.

darth: what's that?

maul and sidious: *singing*  PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! DERE YA GO--

darth: WHAT THE HECK GUYS, HOW IS THIS GONNA HELP?!

maul and sidious: i dunno, we just thought it would be fun!

darth: i know exactly what to do, consult the all knowing mr. t orb!

MR. T ORB: I SAID ASK AGAIN LATA FOO!

maul and sidious: well, whadda we do now?

darth: only one place to go at a time like this... ENGLAND! land of harry potter, and truffles!

maul: ya know what this is getting off topic we're trying cure darth's angst here

sidiouse: agreed

darth: hey guys! while u were getting off topic i brought in a special guest. ROCKY BALBOA!!

rocky: ADRIAN!!!

maul and sidious: good morning america this is maul and sidios channel 16 news where darth and rocky are going head to head in a boxing match, place ur bets now!

after 10 minutes of boxing...

darth: AW FORGET THIS!!

darth slices rocky in half with a lightsaber

sidious: what the **** darth, u just killed the greatest actor and boxer of all time!

darth: so

maul: u is a sucka foo!

darth: so

all: good point

                          THE END
                        credits
written by: teh chosen one
directed  by: teh chosen one
posted by: teh chosen one