Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Draco, Fett II, stop fighting!  Because I think all of us here know that  Mr. T would disingrate Chuck in one bite!
Lol.

The pen is mightier than the blaster!

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Bounty Hunter Kaiza wrote:

Draco, Fett II, stop fighting!  Because I think all of us here know that  Mr. T would disingrate Chuck in one bite!
Lol.

What have you been smoking?

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Chuck Norris would win no questions asked
Do you know how waves are made? It happens when Chuck Norris does a Windmill kick

LEELA: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste!
BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Yeah right.  Chuck Norris is nothing but your average everyday guy.  Mr. T would snap him in half just like a tooth pick.

The pen is mightier than the blaster!

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

And then get a splinter tongue

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Wutever.
It wouldnt hurt that bad.

The pen is mightier than the blaster!

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

No, see chuck splinters cause instant obliteration of everything withing a 100 mile radius. Inclusing Mr.T

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omg.  Are we really getting anywhere with this?

The pen is mightier than the blaster!

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

No, but we dont need to. If chuck was about to roundhouse kick something when he was broken and gave someone a splinter, then it would be withing one Astronomical Unit (distance from earth to the sun)

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Mr. T is splinter proof.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

I say Mr. T will WIN! YAY!!~~

*Place left thumb on the right side of my neck and perform a throat-slitting motion* You're gonna die in seven days!

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

draco fett wrote:

Mr. T is splinter proof.

True. But he ain't Chuck-proof.

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

You're right, Mr. T isn't Chuck proof. That's why Mr. T uses Chuck as a backscratcher.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

draco fett wrote:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr. T pajamas.

Mr. T can shhot down an enemy plane by pointing at it and saying "Bang."

Mr. T was once involved in a four way collision. Mr. T was walking at the time.

When Mr. T invented the alphabet, he placed m, r, and t in different places so people can read and write without frear.

45,985. That's the number of people Mr. T pitied in the time it took you to read this sentance.

Ohhh I am really laughing! Those are some good ones. +1 for that!

"Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead"