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Armor of Mine

Sung to 'Sweet Child o' Mine' by Guns N' Roses, from their album 'Appetite for Destruction'

I gotta suit and it's really me,
It makes me a man of mystery
It's got loads of gadgets 'n' just looks really cool!
Now and then, I just kill a guy,
But I never get killed, and my suit is why.
'cause if I didn't have it, I just be a bumblin' fool!

Glad-I-got-that Armor of mine
Sure beats a hat-that-Armor of mine

From a store, down on Mandalore, I--
got it for half price;
It has a jetpack and lots more,
It's really rather nice!

It squishes Rebels like their really ants,
it can kill an-Imperial Moff,
I'd really rather wet my pants
than ever take it off!

Wowohoh, Armor of mine,
Woo! Oh-oh-oh, Armor of mine!

(guitar solo)

It's a real neat Gimmick of mine,
Ooh, ooh, you just can't beat.. Armor of mine

No, no, not *even* Palpatine! (Woo-hoo yeaheah..)
You can't defeat Armor of mine!

(guitar solo)

looks really cool now.
Looks really cool.>

looks really cool now.
Looks really cool.>

Looks really cool.. looks really cool now,

Ayayayayayayayay.. looks really cool now!
Looks really cool! Aaah-oh! Looks really cool now,
Looks really cool... Looks really cool now,
Looks really cool... Looks really cool now.. nowowowowowowow..
Armor.. Armooooooor... Armor of mine!!