Now this movie shold be more about me so when I fall into the Sarlacc I come right back out and everyone is like ahhh then my dad comes in Jango fett then we whoop butt then Mace Windu comes in and I give him a purple nurple and Jango gives Mace a wet willy then we give him a wedgie by attaching his underwear to our jetpacks at full speed then he falls into the sarlaac and after that we shoot everyone and loot them. Then the emperor blows up my home planet kamino then we go over there and give palpatine a swirlie in jabbas toilet. then after a while Mace gets out of the sarlaac and then Jango gives him a swirlie too exept that he won't get the ice cream cone look. so who likes my idea and I dont care if you dont like it because were going with it and if you dont I'll shoot you so lets film.
— stuart on 06/26/2006
Caption #545:
I'mm guessing now is a bad time to tell all of you I'm afraid of heights.
— brett of florida on 06/26/2006
Caption #547:
Sarlacc: Hey, he looks like a Boba. Hey Boba, I'm gonna eat you. Get into my belly! I'm higher in the food chain. Get in!
(singing) I want my Boba back, Boba back... ribs.
— Dash of Alameda, CA on 06/27/2006
Caption #549:
Boba: "I can't stand this life anymore!! I'll jump!"
— Darth Maul Clone on 06/27/2006
Caption #551:
What am i standing on?
— Anonymous on 06/30/2006
Caption #552:
Wow, I can see everyones heads instead of the other way around!
— devin heinle of sidney mt on 06/30/2006
Caption #553:
Hey, director! Why has the Sarlaac got a beak?
— Bob Fett on 07/04/2006
Caption #554:
Why do I have to die? Why can't it be that carpet?
— Bob Fett on 07/04/2006
Caption #555:
Hmmmm...I wonder who's hotter? Me or the wookie?
— Bob Fett on 07/04/2006
Caption #556:
Jeremy: Why do we need a spotlight in broad daylight?
