Caption Contest #7

Oh yeah, time to impress the dance girls with my awesome jedi whooping skills...

Time to teach that Jedi scum some respect!

I wonder what happens if a Sarlacc eats a lightsaber...let's find out!

Geez Jabba's henchmen are getting owned by that Jedi dude...as usual, it is up to me, the great Boba Fett, to get the job done. I have a bad feeling about that bird thing in the sand though...

( Boba thinking )- If i shoot my missile at them from here, they'll probably die... but if I jump, i'll impress the ladies. hmmm.....i think I'll jump!

Hey?!? Where's my speederbike?

What do you mean it will eat me?

What are you staring at?

It's a good thing that my fans don't know that everything below my shoulders is a green screen...

Look at that Jedi scum. Thinks he's all that with his little lightsaber. My grandma could wield a lightsaber better than that Skywalker guy!