Caption Contest #7

With all this heat, my helmet is all foggy. I can't see anyth... ohh wait! There's that Jedi dude with Solo.

*looking and thinking* dang what the hell does everyone see in that leia chick

What are you staring at?

Hehe, with Solo blind, he is absolutely no threat to me now!

Hasta La Vista, Baby.......

( Boba pulls out his iPod) Oops! wrong pocket. ( reaches in other pocket and pull's out his ee3 rifle) Say hello to my little friend!

Dad always told me to stay away from lightsabers, but if i jump next to Skywalker, all the chicks at Jabba's palace will be impressed....hmmm.....

Where's my iPod when i need it? oh yeah i dropped it in the rancor pit. Darn this is all Skywalker's fault. For my iPod!

Look at that Jedi scum. Thinks he's all that with his little lightsaber. My grandma could wield a lightsaber better than that Skywalker guy!

It's a good thing that my fans don't know that everything below my shoulders is a green screen...