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|Jabba: Is that still alive?
Jabba: How much will you give me to eat it?
Jabba: It looks good. I think I'll eat it anyway.
Boba: That's just gross....
|Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!
|Monica of Kansas||05/13/2006|
|Boba: Do you have a body like THIS? Do you wish that you were skinnier and better looking? Well, now it's possible!
Jabba: Tell us how!
Boba: With our new Bo-baflex system, you can work all that extra slimy fat away in no time!
Jabba: How much does this amazing product cost?
Boba: Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
Jabba: So order your's today, or I'll feed you to my rancor!
|Boba: EWWW!!! Is that mold growing on your arm?!!||True Warrior of Laurel, Maryland||05/09/2006|
|"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
|Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario||05/08/2006|
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
|Joshua of Blaine, TN||05/06/2006|
|(in unison): What's on the floor?||Vincent of Colo Spgs||05/05/2006|
|JABBA - Fett!
BOBA FETT - What!
JABBA - Your shoelace is untied!
BOBA FETT - Oh! Thank you. Salacious Crumm got me again.
|Blake Shimshock of Riverside California||05/03/2006|
|Boba-Hey Jabba. What? Boba-STOP SNEEZING OR WE'LL ALL CATCH IT!Jabba-Damn YOU BOBA FETT! DAMN YOU TO Movie HELL, DIE! DIE!
Boba-Hey,(snickers) at least I don't die by the hot chick.
Jabba-At least I don't die by some bird in the ground and listen to some burnt dude who has a butt-ugly master.
Boba-DAMN YOU!........BOOGER LOOGIE!
|Christian Sanchez of Rowland Heights, CA||05/03/2006|
|Fett: Oh great.
Hutt: What's wro... oh!
Fett: Third time this week Jabba.
Hutt: Yeah I know.
Fett: All over my boots yet again.
Hutt: My stomach just does'nt agree with those swamp critters. Sorry Fett
Fett: Sorry does'nt clean my boots now does it.
|Jodo Outkast of Victoria, Australia||05/02/2006|
|Boba: You know, you and George W. Bush have alot in common.
Jabba: How so?
Boba: Well, you are both influential yet disliked. Also you both had a choking incident that everybody knows about. AND, you both need numerous translators for anyone to understand what you're saying!
Jabba: I see!
Be careful where you shoot.
|Ryan Yarnoff of Alexandria, VA||04/30/2006|
|Next up tonight..Boba Fett and Jabba Hutt!
Jabba: OH, #&$% that was tonight!?
|I'mnotaidoit of IL||04/27/2006|
|Boba: You ever think about going about going on the Krispy Kreme diet?
Jabba: I have.
Boba: ....Of course you have!
|Griffin M. of IL||04/27/2006|
|Jabba will eat that, he eats everything||Mike||04/27/2006|
|Man this guys packin some serious weight i wonder what...*flipps on X-ray vision* he's been eati GOOD LORD oola?
Jabba:WHAT! man/womans gota eat?
Boba:Ya but jabba?
|Losers. If they just let me hit the pinyata...||bobaJoe||04/25/2006|
|Oh dear. You shouldn't have eaten all that Bantha steak.||James Proctor of Wolverhampton||04/24/2006|
|Boba: Soooo...you sure you don't need like a...napkin or something?
Jabba: No, I'm good.
Boba: Really, cause you got a little...
Jabba: Really, man, it's cool.
Boba: Really? Cause I got one right here if you need it or anything...wipe off that mouth, you know.
Jabba: It's all good. Trust me...
|"Did you know that she could do THAT?!!"||TB3414 of Holly Springs, NC||04/20/2006|
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
|Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
|Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina||04/20/2006|
|Jabba: See owning the rights to make the toys for this film was a good idea!
Boba: Stuff that, what you smoking
|chris wilkinson of Oxford, England||04/19/2006|
|Jabba: Doowa oh doo nah. Ho ho ho.
Boba: Sir if you were to swallow your food first I could understand what you're saying.
|Jana Miller of Tallahssee, fl||04/18/2006|
|Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
Boba: I already did.
Jabba: Damn you to Star Wars Hell!
Boba: What is Star Wars?
Jabba: I have no idea. It just sounds cool.
Boba: Shut up!
Jabba: What he said!
|Daniel Logan of California||04/15/2006|
|Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
Fett: "Ya, as if a man frozen in carbonite is going to walk right out of the palace..."
|Martial Bartsch of Lively, Ontario||04/14/2006|
|jabba: "i like pie"
boba: "i like it too"
|Boba from behind a door: Good thing I put that dummie next to Jabba, I would probably die from those fumes!||draco fett||04/14/2006|
|Boba: God your ugly! If you didn't pay so good I woulda been outta here before you could say 'Bantha PooDoo'.||-The Punisher- of California||04/13/2006|
|Jabba: *BURP!!!* WOW!!! That was a good one!!
Boab: Wow!!! Jabba! Two word.....Breath-mint!!! Oh wait two more words...nap-kin!!
|Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!
|Oscar Harding of Bristol||04/12/2006|
|Jabba? Jabba? HEY JABBA!!!! omg hes dead! FINALLY!!||ARC Fett||04/12/2006|
|Boba: (thinking) I wonder how old Jabba is? He is quite old.
Jabba: I am turning 604 next week. Go get me a wife.
Boba: As you wish you fat slug you.
Boba: I sad as you wish your Supreme Huttness. Yeah, just that.
Jabba: Good thing I barely understand your language, Fett.
|Boba the Fett of California||04/11/2006|
|Boba: if you look closely, you'll notice he's not wearing shoes.
|Smokey McPot of las vegas, nevada||04/10/2006|
|apparently the space smurfs fett brought to the party failed to amuse jabba||matt||04/09/2006|
|Boba: "No that's not my foot you sat on."
Jabba: "Ah, you don't think it was that Thermal Detonator do you?"
|Boba: Wanna here a joke I made? It's about you, OK?
Boba: What's the only thing that stopped you from robbing the bank?
Jabba: I'm stumped,what?
Boba: The DOOR!!! HA HA HA HA!
Jabba: Very funny...NOT!!!
|u-haul of Encinitas/ca||04/06/2006|
|Boba: "I'm not cleaning that up."||brett of florida||04/03/2006|
|Boba: That has to be the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Jabba: I don't know, I sort of like it.
Boba: That's because you are a giant slug.
|And all of a sudden, Boba Fett activated his laser vision and Jabba the Hutt is no more. *Boba Fett wakes up* Why does Jabba always have to take me to the his executions? Well, I best go save him from Luke. Man, I could use an energy drink.||Boba joe||03/30/2006|
|Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom?||MandalorianManhunter||03/30/2006|
|Boba (to himself): I have always wondered....is Jabba a boy or a girl???
Jabba: Did you say something?
Boba: No nothing....good thing he's not a Jedi
|Boba Fett's wife||03/30/2006|
|Boba: This is not how I imagined my life at 10 years old. I could have been a dancer. Stupid dad forced me to be a bounty hunter, "Don't shame the family he said, you've got a reputation to up hold he said."
Jabba: Geez... what a b*tch...
|Jabba: Mmmm, give me your cape, my mouth needs a wiping.
Boba: As you wish...
|I don't remember eating that Boba!||Ajax of Melbourne||03/30/2006|
|Jabba: Mmmmm, I smell more credits in the future!
Fett: I smell things that I don't WANT to mention, nor do I want to know how they're getting through my filters. For cripes sake Jabba, EAT A BREATH MINT ONCE IN A WHILE!!
|... My GOD!! What did you eat!?||Savagewulf||03/29/2006|
|Damn, I feel sorry for Oola||Darth Fett||03/29/2006|
|That'll be 500 for the stain on my shoes.||bobathekid of Texas||03/29/2006|
|Boba: I told you this dancers rocks! Now close your mouth or you will dry yourself.||Dark Hunter||03/29/2006|
|That's no wart, it's a Jabba the Hutt!||Boba joe||03/27/2006|
|You know what Jabba? I think this Luke figure might just be a jedi!||Moose of South Berwick, ME||03/27/2006|
|Jabba: Boba, you are my kind of bounty hunter -- fearless and inventive.
Boba: Wipe your mouth, Jabba.
|Boba (thinking): I have so got to get a better job. This fat slug thinks he owns me.
Jabba: (As translated by C-3P0) I will pay you 1 million credits to kill Salacious Crumb for me. He annoys the crud out of me!
Boba: As you wish, O Mighty Jabba!
Boba: (thinking) Darn it all! Now I will never get back to Slave 1!
|Kina Kenobi of North Carolina||03/24/2006|