Boba-Hey Jabba. What? Boba-STOP SNEEZING OR WE'LL ALL CATCH IT!Jabba-Damn YOU BOBA FETT! DAMN YOU TO Movie HELL, DIE! DIE!
Boba-Hey,(snickers) at least I don't die by the hot chick.
Jabba-At least I don't die by some bird in the ground and listen to some burnt dude who has a butt-ugly master.
Boba-DAMN YOU!........BOOGER LOOGIE!
— Christian Sanchez of Rowland Heights, CA on 05/03/2006
Caption #455:
Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!
— Monica of Kansas on 05/13/2006
Caption #447:
(in unison): What's on the floor?
— Vincent of Colo Spgs on 05/05/2006
Caption #448:
Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
— Joshua of Blaine, TN on 05/06/2006
Caption #454:
Boba: Do you have a body like THIS? Do you wish that you were skinnier and better looking? Well, now it's possible!
Jabba: Tell us how!
Boba: With our new Bo-baflex system, you can work all that extra slimy fat away in no time!
Jabba: How much does this amazing product cost?
Boba: Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
Jabba: So order your's today, or I'll feed you to my rancor!
— Nagawaki Sakai on 05/10/2006
Caption #453:
Boba: EWWW!!! Is that mold growing on your arm?!!
— True Warrior of Laurel, Maryland on 05/09/2006
Caption #452:
"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett
— Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario on 05/08/2006
Caption #369:
Jabba: Mmmm, give me your cape, my mouth needs a wiping.
Boba: As you wish...
— Boba Baggins on 03/30/2006
Caption #372:
Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom?
— MandalorianManhunter on 03/30/2006
Caption #383:
Boba: "No that's not my foot you sat on."
Jabba: "Ah, you don't think it was that Thermal Detonator do you?"
Jabba: Mmmm, give me your cape, my mouth needs a wiping. 
