Boba: Soooo...you sure you don't need like a...napkin or something?
Jabba: No, I'm good.
Boba: Really, cause you got a little...
Jabba: Really, man, it's cool.
Boba: Really? Cause I got one right here if you need it or anything...wipe off that mouth, you know.
Jabba: It's all good. Trust me...
— miss fett on 04/23/2006
Caption #420:
Jabba: See owning the rights to make the toys for this film was a good idea!
Boba: Stuff that, what you smoking
— chris wilkinson of Oxford, England on 04/19/2006
Caption #421:
Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
— Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina on 04/20/2006
Caption #406:
Boba: God your ugly! If you didn't pay so good I woulda been outta here before you could say 'Bantha PooDoo'.
— -The Punisher- of California on 04/13/2006
Caption #419:
Jabba: Doowa oh doo nah. Ho ho ho.
Boba: Sir if you were to swallow your food first I could understand what you're saying.
— Jana Miller of Tallahssee, fl on 04/18/2006
Caption #409:
Boba from behind a door: Good thing I put that dummie next to Jabba, I would probably die from those fumes!
— draco fett on 04/14/2006
Caption #443:
Fett: Oh great.
Hutt: What's wro... oh!
Fett: Third time this week Jabba.
Hutt: Yeah I know.
Fett: All over my boots yet again.
Hutt: My stomach just does'nt agree with those swamp critters. Sorry Fett
Fett: Sorry does'nt clean my boots now does it.
— Jodo Outkast of Victoria, Australia on 05/02/2006
Caption #444:
Boba-Hey Jabba. What? Boba-STOP SNEEZING OR WE'LL ALL CATCH IT!Jabba-Damn YOU BOBA FETT! DAMN YOU TO Movie HELL, DIE! DIE!
Boba-Hey,(snickers) at least I don't die by the hot chick.
Jabba-At least I don't die by some bird in the ground and listen to some burnt dude who has a butt-ugly master.
Boba-DAMN YOU!........BOOGER LOOGIE!
— Christian Sanchez of Rowland Heights, CA on 05/03/2006
Caption #455:
Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!
