Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
— Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina on 04/20/2006
Caption #455:
Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!
— Monica of Kansas on 05/13/2006
Caption #358:
You know what Jabba? I think this Luke figure might just be a jedi!
— Moose of South Berwick, ME on 03/27/2006
Caption #454:
Boba: Do you have a body like THIS? Do you wish that you were skinnier and better looking? Well, now it's possible!
Jabba: Tell us how!
Boba: With our new Bo-baflex system, you can work all that extra slimy fat away in no time!
Jabba: How much does this amazing product cost?
Boba: Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
Jabba: So order your's today, or I'll feed you to my rancor!
— Nagawaki Sakai on 05/10/2006
Caption #395:
Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!
— Oscar Harding of Bristol on 04/12/2006
Caption #356:
Jabba: Boba, you are my kind of bounty hunter -- fearless and inventive.
Boba: Wipe your mouth, Jabba.
— Rodrigo Arenas on 03/24/2006
Caption #439:
Boba?
Yes?
Be careful where you shoot.
— Ryan Yarnoff of Alexandria, VA on 04/30/2006
Caption #366:
... My GOD!! What did you eat!?
— Savagewulf on 03/29/2006
Caption #386:
Boba: if you look closely, you'll notice he's not wearing shoes.
Jabba: o...k....
