Boba: You ever think about going about going on the Krispy Kreme diet?
Jabba: I have.
Boba: ....Of course you have!
— Griffin M. of IL on 04/27/2006
Caption #438:
Next up tonight..Boba Fett and Jabba Hutt!
Jabba: OH, #&$% that was tonight!?
— I'mnotaidoit of IL on 04/27/2006
Caption #439:
Boba?
Yes?
Be careful where you shoot.
— Ryan Yarnoff of Alexandria, VA on 04/30/2006
Caption #440:
Boba: You know, you and George W. Bush have alot in common.
Jabba: How so?
Boba: Well, you are both influential yet disliked. Also you both had a choking incident that everybody knows about. AND, you both need numerous translators for anyone to understand what you're saying!
Jabba: I see!
— Boba2.0 on 04/30/2006
Caption #443:
Fett: Oh great.
Hutt: What's wro... oh!
Fett: Third time this week Jabba.
Hutt: Yeah I know.
Fett: All over my boots yet again.
Hutt: My stomach just does'nt agree with those swamp critters. Sorry Fett
Fett: Sorry does'nt clean my boots now does it.
— Jodo Outkast of Victoria, Australia on 05/02/2006
Caption #444:
Boba-Hey Jabba. What? Boba-STOP SNEEZING OR WE'LL ALL CATCH IT!Jabba-Damn YOU BOBA FETT! DAMN YOU TO Movie HELL, DIE! DIE!
Boba-Hey,(snickers) at least I don't die by the hot chick.
Jabba-At least I don't die by some bird in the ground and listen to some burnt dude who has a butt-ugly master.
Boba-DAMN YOU!........BOOGER LOOGIE!
— Christian Sanchez of Rowland Heights, CA on 05/03/2006
Caption #445:
JABBA - Fett!
BOBA FETT - What!
JABBA - Your shoelace is untied!
BOBA FETT - Oh! Thank you. Salacious Crumm got me again.
— Blake Shimshock of Riverside California on 05/03/2006
Caption #447:
(in unison): What's on the floor?
— Vincent of Colo Spgs on 05/05/2006
Caption #448:
Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
— Joshua of Blaine, TN on 05/06/2006
Caption #452:
"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett
— Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario on 05/08/2006