Boba: (thinking) I wonder how old Jabba is? He is quite old.
Jabba: I am turning 604 next week. Go get me a wife.
Boba: As you wish you fat slug you.
Jabba: What?!?
Boba: I sad as you wish your Supreme Huttness. Yeah, just that.
Jabba: Good thing I barely understand your language, Fett.
— Boba the Fett of California on 04/11/2006
Caption #406:
Boba: God your ugly! If you didn't pay so good I woulda been outta here before you could say 'Bantha PooDoo'.
— -The Punisher- of California on 04/13/2006
Caption #412:
Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
Boba: I already did.
Jabba: Damn you to Star Wars Hell!
Boba: What is Star Wars?
Jabba: I have no idea. It just sounds cool.
Leia: Losers!
Boba: Shut up!
Jabba: What he said!
— Daniel Logan of California on 04/15/2006
Caption #447:
(in unison): What's on the floor?
— Vincent of Colo Spgs on 05/05/2006
Caption #421:
Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
— Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina on 04/20/2006
Caption #381:
Boba: Wanna here a joke I made? It's about you, OK?
Jabba: Sure!
Boba: What's the only thing that stopped you from robbing the bank?
Jabba: I'm stumped,what?
Boba: The DOOR!!! HA HA HA HA!
Jabba: Very funny...NOT!!!
— u-haul of Encinitas/ca on 04/06/2006
Caption #379:
Boba: "I'm not cleaning that up."
— brett of florida on 04/03/2006
Caption #423:
"Did you know that she could do THAT?!!"
— TB3414 of Holly Springs, NC on 04/20/2006
Caption #438:
Next up tonight..Boba Fett and Jabba Hutt!
Jabba: OH, #&$% that was tonight!?
— I'mnotaidoit of IL on 04/27/2006
Caption #437:
Boba: You ever think about going about going on the Krispy Kreme diet?
Jabba: I have.
Boba: ....Of course you have!
Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
