Boba: (thinking) I wonder how old Jabba is? He is quite old.
Jabba: I am turning 604 next week. Go get me a wife.
Boba: As you wish you fat slug you.
Jabba: What?!?
Boba: I sad as you wish your Supreme Huttness. Yeah, just that.
Jabba: Good thing I barely understand your language, Fett.
Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!
— Oscar Harding of Bristol on 04/12/2006
Caption #396:
Jabba: *BURP!!!* WOW!!! That was a good one!!
Boab: Wow!!! Jabba! Two word.....Breath-mint!!! Oh wait two more words...nap-kin!!
— Boba Girl on 04/12/2006
Caption #457:
Jabba: Is that still alive?
Boba: Yes.
Jabba: How much will you give me to eat it?
Boba: Nothing.
Jabba: It looks good. I think I'll eat it anyway.
Boba: That's just gross....
— Tel on 05/15/2006
Caption #435:
Jabba will eat that, he eats everything
— Mike on 04/27/2006
Caption #428:
Oh dear. You shouldn't have eaten all that Bantha steak.
— James Proctor of Wolverhampton on 04/24/2006
Caption #422:
Jabba: Boba.
Boba: Yes?
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
Boba: Whatever.
