Fett: Oh great.
Hutt: What's wro... oh!
Fett: Third time this week Jabba.
Hutt: Yeah I know.
Fett: All over my boots yet again.
Hutt: My stomach just does'nt agree with those swamp critters. Sorry Fett
Fett: Sorry does'nt clean my boots now does it.
— Jodo Outkast of Victoria, Australia on 05/02/2006
Caption #448:
Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
— Joshua of Blaine, TN on 05/06/2006
Caption #355:
Boba (thinking): I have so got to get a better job. This fat slug thinks he owns me.
Jabba: (As translated by C-3P0) I will pay you 1 million credits to kill Salacious Crumb for me. He annoys the crud out of me!
Boba: As you wish, O Mighty Jabba!
Boba: (thinking) Darn it all! Now I will never get back to Slave 1!
— Kina Kenobi of North Carolina on 03/24/2006
Caption #372:
Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom?
— MandalorianManhunter on 03/30/2006
Caption #411:
Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
Fett: "Ya, as if a man frozen in carbonite is going to walk right out of the palace..."
— Martial Bartsch of Lively, Ontario on 04/14/2006
Caption #384:
apparently the space smurfs fett brought to the party failed to amuse jabba
— matt on 04/09/2006
Caption #452:
"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett
— Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario on 05/08/2006
Caption #435:
Jabba will eat that, he eats everything
— Mike on 04/27/2006
Caption #425:
Boba: Soooo...you sure you don't need like a...napkin or something?
Jabba: No, I'm good.
Boba: Really, cause you got a little...
Jabba: Really, man, it's cool.
Boba: Really? Cause I got one right here if you need it or anything...wipe off that mouth, you know.
Jabba: It's all good. Trust me...
— miss fett on 04/23/2006
Caption #422:
Jabba: Boba.
Boba: Yes?
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
Boba: Whatever.
Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom? 
