Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom?
— MandalorianManhunter on 03/30/2006
Caption #355:
Boba (thinking): I have so got to get a better job. This fat slug thinks he owns me.
Jabba: (As translated by C-3P0) I will pay you 1 million credits to kill Salacious Crumb for me. He annoys the crud out of me!
Boba: As you wish, O Mighty Jabba!
Boba: (thinking) Darn it all! Now I will never get back to Slave 1!
— Kina Kenobi of North Carolina on 03/24/2006
Caption #448:
Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!
— Joshua of Blaine, TN on 05/06/2006
Caption #443:
Fett: Oh great.
Hutt: What's wro... oh!
Fett: Third time this week Jabba.
Hutt: Yeah I know.
Fett: All over my boots yet again.
Hutt: My stomach just does'nt agree with those swamp critters. Sorry Fett
Fett: Sorry does'nt clean my boots now does it.
— Jodo Outkast of Victoria, Australia on 05/02/2006
Caption #419:
Jabba: Doowa oh doo nah. Ho ho ho.
Boba: Sir if you were to swallow your food first I could understand what you're saying.
— Jana Miller of Tallahssee, fl on 04/18/2006
Caption #428:
Oh dear. You shouldn't have eaten all that Bantha steak.
— James Proctor of Wolverhampton on 04/24/2006
Caption #378:
Boba: That has to be the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Jabba: I don't know, I sort of like it.
Boba: That's because you are a giant slug.
— jake on 04/02/2006
Caption #438:
Next up tonight..Boba Fett and Jabba Hutt!
Jabba: OH, #&$% that was tonight!?
— I'mnotaidoit of IL on 04/27/2006
Caption #370:
Boba: This is not how I imagined my life at 10 years old. I could have been a dancer. Stupid dad forced me to be a bounty hunter, "Don't shame the family he said, you've got a reputation to up hold he said."
Jabba: Geez... what a b*tch...
— Guy on 03/30/2006
Caption #437:
Boba: You ever think about going about going on the Krispy Kreme diet?
Jabba: I have.
Boba: ....Of course you have!
Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom? 
