Jabba: Boba.
Boba: Yes?
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
Boba: Whatever.
— Misty Skywalker on 04/20/2006
Caption #421:
Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
— Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina on 04/20/2006
Caption #420:
Jabba: See owning the rights to make the toys for this film was a good idea!
Boba: Stuff that, what you smoking
— chris wilkinson of Oxford, England on 04/19/2006
Caption #419:
Jabba: Doowa oh doo nah. Ho ho ho.
Boba: Sir if you were to swallow your food first I could understand what you're saying.
— Jana Miller of Tallahssee, fl on 04/18/2006
Caption #412:
Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
Boba: I already did.
Jabba: Damn you to Star Wars Hell!
Boba: What is Star Wars?
Jabba: I have no idea. It just sounds cool.
Leia: Losers!
Boba: Shut up!
Jabba: What he said!
— Daniel Logan of California on 04/15/2006
Caption #411:
Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
Fett: "Ya, as if a man frozen in carbonite is going to walk right out of the palace..."
— Martial Bartsch of Lively, Ontario on 04/14/2006
Caption #410:
jabba: "i like pie"
boba: "i like it too"
— boby on 04/14/2006
Caption #409:
Boba from behind a door: Good thing I put that dummie next to Jabba, I would probably die from those fumes!
— draco fett on 04/14/2006
Caption #406:
Boba: God your ugly! If you didn't pay so good I woulda been outta here before you could say 'Bantha PooDoo'.
— -The Punisher- of California on 04/13/2006
Caption #396:
Jabba: *BURP!!!* WOW!!! That was a good one!!
Boab: Wow!!! Jabba! Two word.....Breath-mint!!! Oh wait two more words...nap-kin!!