Boba: This is not how I imagined my life at 10 years old. I could have been a dancer. Stupid dad forced me to be a bounty hunter, "Don't shame the family he said, you've got a reputation to up hold he said."
Jabba: Geez... what a b*tch...
— Guy on 03/30/2006
Caption #371:
Boba (to himself): I have always wondered....is Jabba a boy or a girl???
Jabba: Did you say something?
Boba: No nothing....good thing he's not a Jedi
— Boba Fett's wife on 03/30/2006
Caption #373:
And all of a sudden, Boba Fett activated his laser vision and Jabba the Hutt is no more. *Boba Fett wakes up* Why does Jabba always have to take me to the his executions? Well, I best go save him from Luke. Man, I could use an energy drink.
— Boba joe on 03/30/2006
Caption #381:
Boba: Wanna here a joke I made? It's about you, OK?
Jabba: Sure!
Boba: What's the only thing that stopped you from robbing the bank?
Jabba: I'm stumped,what?
Boba: The DOOR!!! HA HA HA HA!
Jabba: Very funny...NOT!!!
— u-haul of Encinitas/ca on 04/06/2006
Caption #378:
Boba: That has to be the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Jabba: I don't know, I sort of like it.
Boba: That's because you are a giant slug.
— jake on 04/02/2006
Caption #379:
Boba: "I'm not cleaning that up."
— brett of florida on 04/03/2006
Caption #384:
apparently the space smurfs fett brought to the party failed to amuse jabba
— matt on 04/09/2006
Caption #440:
Boba: You know, you and George W. Bush have alot in common.
Jabba: How so?
Boba: Well, you are both influential yet disliked. Also you both had a choking incident that everybody knows about. AND, you both need numerous translators for anyone to understand what you're saying!
Jabba: I see!
— Boba2.0 on 04/30/2006
Caption #386:
Boba: if you look closely, you'll notice he's not wearing shoes.
Jabba: o...k....
— Smokey McPot of las vegas, nevada on 04/10/2006
Caption #434:
Man this guys packin some serious weight i wonder what...*flipps on X-ray vision* he's been eati GOOD LORD oola?
Jabba:WHAT! man/womans gota eat?
Boba:Ya but jabba?
