Boba: (thinking) I wonder how old Jabba is? He is quite old.
Jabba: I am turning 604 next week. Go get me a wife.
Boba: As you wish you fat slug you.
Jabba: What?!?
Boba: I sad as you wish your Supreme Huttness. Yeah, just that.
Jabba: Good thing I barely understand your language, Fett.
— Boba the Fett of California on 04/11/2006
Caption #440:
Boba: You know, you and George W. Bush have alot in common.
Jabba: How so?
Boba: Well, you are both influential yet disliked. Also you both had a choking incident that everybody knows about. AND, you both need numerous translators for anyone to understand what you're saying!
Jabba: I see!
— Boba2.0 on 04/30/2006
Caption #434:
Man this guys packin some serious weight i wonder what...*flipps on X-ray vision* he's been eati GOOD LORD oola?
Jabba:WHAT! man/womans gota eat?
Boba:Ya but jabba?
— bobaJoe on 04/26/2006
Caption #432:
Losers. If they just let me hit the pinyata...
— bobaJoe on 04/25/2006
Caption #362:
That'll be 500 for the stain on my shoes.
— bobathekid of Texas on 03/29/2006
Caption #410:
jabba: "i like pie"
boba: "i like it too"
— boby on 04/14/2006
Caption #379:
Boba: "I'm not cleaning that up."
— brett of florida on 04/03/2006
Caption #367:
Jabba: Mmmmm, I smell more credits in the future!
Fett: I smell things that I don't WANT to mention, nor do I want to know how they're getting through my filters. For cripes sake Jabba, EAT A BREATH MINT ONCE IN A WHILE!!
— Cecilia on 03/29/2006
Caption #420:
Jabba: See owning the rights to make the toys for this film was a good idea!
Boba: Stuff that, what you smoking
— chris wilkinson of Oxford, England on 04/19/2006
Caption #444:
Boba-Hey Jabba. What? Boba-STOP SNEEZING OR WE'LL ALL CATCH IT!Jabba-Damn YOU BOBA FETT! DAMN YOU TO Movie HELL, DIE! DIE!
Boba-Hey,(snickers) at least I don't die by the hot chick.
Jabba-At least I don't die by some bird in the ground and listen to some burnt dude who has a butt-ugly master.
Boba-DAMN YOU!........BOOGER LOOGIE!
— Christian Sanchez of Rowland Heights, CA on 05/03/2006