Boba: Do you have a body like THIS? Do you wish that you were skinnier and better looking? Well, now it's possible!
Jabba: Tell us how!
Boba: With our new Bo-baflex system, you can work all that extra slimy fat away in no time!
Jabba: How much does this amazing product cost?
Boba: Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
Jabba: So order your's today, or I'll feed you to my rancor!
— Nagawaki Sakai on 05/10/2006
Caption #358:
You know what Jabba? I think this Luke figure might just be a jedi!
— Moose of South Berwick, ME on 03/27/2006
Caption #455:
Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!
— Monica of Kansas on 05/13/2006
Caption #422:
Jabba: Boba.
Boba: Yes?
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
Boba: Whatever.
— Misty Skywalker on 04/20/2006
Caption #421:
Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all
— Misty Skywalker of Durham, North Carolina on 04/20/2006
Caption #425:
Boba: Soooo...you sure you don't need like a...napkin or something?
Jabba: No, I'm good.
Boba: Really, cause you got a little...
Jabba: Really, man, it's cool.
Boba: Really? Cause I got one right here if you need it or anything...wipe off that mouth, you know.
Jabba: It's all good. Trust me...
— miss fett on 04/23/2006
Caption #435:
Jabba will eat that, he eats everything
— Mike on 04/27/2006
Caption #452:
"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett
— Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario on 05/08/2006
Caption #384:
apparently the space smurfs fett brought to the party failed to amuse jabba
— matt on 04/09/2006
Caption #411:
Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
Fett: "Ya, as if a man frozen in carbonite is going to walk right out of the palace..."
— Martial Bartsch of Lively, Ontario on 04/14/2006
Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
