Boba: Wanna here a joke I made? It's about you, OK?
Jabba: Sure!
Boba: What's the only thing that stopped you from robbing the bank?
Jabba: I'm stumped,what?
Boba: The DOOR!!! HA HA HA HA!
Jabba: Very funny...NOT!!!
— u-haul of Encinitas/ca on 04/06/2006
Caption #453:
Boba: EWWW!!! Is that mold growing on your arm?!!
— True Warrior of Laurel, Maryland on 05/09/2006
Caption #457:
Jabba: Is that still alive?
Boba: Yes.
Jabba: How much will you give me to eat it?
Boba: Nothing.
Jabba: It looks good. I think I'll eat it anyway.
Boba: That's just gross....
— Tel on 05/15/2006
Caption #423:
"Did you know that she could do THAT?!!"
— TB3414 of Holly Springs, NC on 04/20/2006
Caption #386:
Boba: if you look closely, you'll notice he's not wearing shoes.
Jabba: o...k....
— Smokey McPot of las vegas, nevada on 04/10/2006
Caption #366:
... My GOD!! What did you eat!?
— Savagewulf on 03/29/2006
Caption #439:
Boba?
Yes?
Be careful where you shoot.
— Ryan Yarnoff of Alexandria, VA on 04/30/2006
Caption #356:
Jabba: Boba, you are my kind of bounty hunter -- fearless and inventive.
Boba: Wipe your mouth, Jabba.
— Rodrigo Arenas on 03/24/2006
Caption #395:
Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!
