Caption Contest #5

I'm not wearing any pants...

(Boba's thought) Darn! He's still taller than me. I wonder if he has platforms in his boots
(Vader) I heard that, and no, i don't have platforms in my boots!

Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."

Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."

Fett: "We look cool."
Vader: "Very cool indeed..."

Maybe those ugnauts will learn to keep their hands to themselves now...

Fett: "Hey... Vader let me kill him pleez! I won't desentergrate him I PROMISE!!!"
Vader: "Okay."

Fett: I have a cooler mask than you.
Vader: Well I guess you might....
Fett: Finally I'm right about something!
Vader: Hey, I got another bounty for you.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: You. Your the bounty. Please use disentigrations.
Fett: What? What?
Vader: You heard me.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: I so rock!!!

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

You know, Leia looks kind of- never mind. You dont need to know. Oh good, Han looks stupid in carbonite!