Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."
— Kina Fett of Durham, North Carolina on 03/01/2006
Caption #319:
Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."
— korlex on 03/05/2006
Caption #323:
Vader: How much is Captain Solo worth to you?
Boba: Ummmmm.....He is worth about 200 million, more or less.
Vader: WHAT?!?! That means if he dies during this I have to pay you that!?!?
Boba: Yup. Pretty much.
Vader: *Jumps into the Carbon Freezing Chamber after Han* NO!!!!
— Darth Vader's Sister on 03/10/2006
Caption #324:
Vader: Windu killed your father.
Fett: WHAT? You knew it all along? Why didn't you tell me?
Vader: You never asked.
— uer on 03/10/2006
Caption #329:
Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."
— Dervish of Huntington, New York on 03/12/2006
Caption #331:
Fett: "Woo hoo dance Vader dance!!"
Stormtroper: *thinking* "Man what a jerk,good thing i'm not related to him."
— Roodaka of Washington state on 03/13/2006
Caption #332:
(Boba's thought) Darn! He's still taller than me. I wonder if he has platforms in his boots
(Vader) I heard that, and no, i don't have platforms in my boots!
— TK-317 of Denton, TX on 03/14/2006
Caption #333:
Boba: *Singing* "Nobody knows the trouble I've caused..."
Vader: "Shut up! You sing horribly!"
Boba: "Well, you need to shut up cause I know something you dont!"
Vader: "Tell me or I'll keep Solo for myself."
Boba: "Okay. Your wife Padme had twins. Luke and Leia. Oh, dang! I spilled the beans."
Vader: "Thank you. Now I will kill them both. Then I will dispose of you!"
Boba: "Damn it!"
Vader: "I rock out loud, baby!"
— Jaster Mereel of North Carolina on 03/14/2006
Caption #334:
Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."
