Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."
— korlex on 03/05/2006
Caption #348:
Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...
— Mace Windy of North Carolina on 03/21/2006
Caption #347:
Fett: "Nice armor.... Did you get to pick it?"
Vader: "What do you think, of course not I was burnt to a crisp!"
— Martial Bartsch of Sudbury, Ontario on 03/19/2006
Caption #305:
"Oh dear lord! Look at where solos hands are!"
"Well THAT'S one embarrassing pose..."
— Matt on 02/15/2006
Caption #262:
Fett: Check out the *** on that
Vader: Yeah that Leia sure is something
Fett: Leia yeah...
— MaVeRiCK on 01/30/2006
Caption #286:
Vader: So anyway, I was thinking a nice beige for the living room...
Boba:(Thinking) Wow, I can't see a thing is this helmet.
— Maverick on 02/04/2006
Caption #270:
What's Vader staring at? Is he even watching this?
— Me on 01/31/2006
Caption #282:
Fett: "I am never using Internet dating again."
— Michelle on 02/03/2006
Caption #254:
Dang, Vader's got a nice booty.
— Moosemushroom on 01/28/2006
Caption #272:
Fett: "So how long does it take to get frozen?"
Vader: "About an hour I guess."
Fett: "What do you want to do until then?"
Vader: "Checkers?"