Boba: *Singing* "Nobody knows the trouble I've caused..."
Vader: "Shut up! You sing horribly!"
Boba: "Well, you need to shut up cause I know something you dont!"
Vader: "Tell me or I'll keep Solo for myself."
Boba: "Okay. Your wife Padme had twins. Luke and Leia. Oh, dang! I spilled the beans."
Vader: "Thank you. Now I will kill them both. Then I will dispose of you!"
Boba: "Damn it!"
Vader: "I rock out loud, baby!"
— Jaster Mereel of North Carolina on 03/14/2006
Caption #338:
Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."
— Jaster Mereel of North Carolina on 03/16/2006
Caption #303:
"Dude! Where my ship?!?!?"
— Joe on 02/14/2006
Caption #304:
I'm not wearing any pants...
— Kalia Vek of Coruscant on 02/15/2006
Caption #273:
Fett: "Why am I short!?"
Vader: "...are you related to a troll?"
You know, Leia looks kind of- never mind. You dont need to know. Oh good, Han looks stupid in carbonite!
— Kina Fett of North Carolina on 02/27/2006
Caption #316:
I hope no one realizes I am actually a girl.
— Kina Fett of North Carolina on 02/27/2006
Caption #317:
Hmmm... is tonight spagetti or hot dog night?
— Kina Fett of North Carolina on 03/01/2006
Caption #318:
Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."
— Kina Fett of Durham, North Carolina on 03/01/2006