Vader: "You look like a clone I once knew."
Fett: "Noooooo. Really? Boba Fett, a clone? No. Way."
— Dr.KittyFett of Phoenix on 02/01/2006
Caption #294:
Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."
— Ben of Toronto on 02/07/2006
Caption #279:
Boba: *Thinks* He smells like strawberries.
— Zara Orono on 02/02/2006
Caption #282:
Fett: "I am never using Internet dating again."
— Michelle on 02/03/2006
Caption #283:
Fett: "You look sexy."
Vader: "Thank you, you look pretty hot yourself Fetty boy."
— Haquansha LaFonzo Marquez of Chestertonfieldville, Iowa on 02/03/2006
Caption #287:
Fett: "Man... did someone expose the film to the light before it was done developing?"
Vader: "Yeah. You'd think we could find a better Dark Room of the Force."
— Anonymous on 02/05/2006
Caption #286:
Vader: So anyway, I was thinking a nice beige for the living room...
Boba:(Thinking) Wow, I can't see a thing is this helmet.
— Maverick on 02/04/2006
Caption #291:
Fett: "Hey Vader, hows it goin'?"
Vader: "Not too bad."
Fett: "So how's the kids?"
Vader: "They're dead! No, I'm just kidding. They're being a pain though. As you can see Leia's boyfriend is about to be turned into a popsicle because of her."
— Wook Romano on 02/06/2006
Caption #293:
FETT: "NOOO! Han! I thought you loved ME!! All these years playing hard to get for this! Damn you, Leia, DAMN YOU!!!"
— Psycho from Planet Ten on 02/07/2006
Caption #295:
VADER: "What is this? Where are we?"
FETT: "We're in the *future.* Everything's *shiny* here..."
