Fett: "So how long does it take to get frozen?"
Vader: "About an hour I guess."
Fett: "What do you want to do until then?"
Vader: "Checkers?"
— Mr.Fett on 01/31/2006
Caption #273:
Fett: "Why am I short!?"
Vader: "...are you related to a troll?"
— Kasey on 01/31/2006
Caption #275:
This looks awkward, Vader...
— Spider Fett on 02/01/2006
Caption #276:
Fett: "Who knew carbonate was so orange and bright?"
Vader: "Yeah, and its so shiny that there's a reflection on my helmet."
— Aloher on 02/01/2006
Caption #277:
Vader: "You look like a clone I once knew."
Fett: "Noooooo. Really? Boba Fett, a clone? No. Way."
— Dr.KittyFett of Phoenix on 02/01/2006
Caption #294:
Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."
— Ben of Toronto on 02/07/2006
Caption #279:
Boba: *Thinks* He smells like strawberries.
— Zara Orono on 02/02/2006
Caption #282:
Fett: "I am never using Internet dating again."
— Michelle on 02/03/2006
Caption #283:
Fett: "You look sexy."
Vader: "Thank you, you look pretty hot yourself Fetty boy."
— Haquansha LaFonzo Marquez of Chestertonfieldville, Iowa on 02/03/2006