Caption Contest #5

I hope no one realizes I am actually a girl.

Hmmm... is tonight spagetti or hot dog night?

Boba: *Singing* "Nobody knows the trouble I've caused..."
Vader: "Shut up! You sing horribly!"
Boba: "Well, you need to shut up cause I know something you dont!"
Vader: "Tell me or I'll keep Solo for myself."
Boba: "Okay. Your wife Padme had twins. Luke and Leia. Oh, dang! I spilled the beans."
Vader: "Thank you. Now I will kill them both. Then I will dispose of you!"
Boba: "Damn it!"
Vader: "I rock out loud, baby!"

Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."

Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."

Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

Fett: I have a cooler mask than you.
Vader: Well I guess you might....
Fett: Finally I'm right about something!
Vader: Hey, I got another bounty for you.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: You. Your the bounty. Please use disentigrations.
Fett: What? What?
Vader: You heard me.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: I so rock!!!

Fett: "Hey... Vader let me kill him pleez! I won't desentergrate him I PROMISE!!!"
Vader: "Okay."

Maybe those ugnauts will learn to keep their hands to themselves now...