Fett: "Whoa! What is all this, these flickering lights, these props..."
Vader: "Yeah, they used these things called Sets, back when movies were quality, and well thought out, and not absorbed with what they could do with FX."
— Tyler of Wooster, Ohio on 02/11/2006
Caption #331:
Fett: "Woo hoo dance Vader dance!!"
Stormtroper: *thinking* "Man what a jerk,good thing i'm not related to him."
— Roodaka of Washington state on 03/13/2006
Caption #294:
Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."
— Ben of Toronto on 02/07/2006
Caption #347:
Fett: "Nice armor.... Did you get to pick it?"
Vader: "What do you think, of course not I was burnt to a crisp!"
— Martial Bartsch of Sudbury, Ontario on 03/19/2006
Caption #301:
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Han Solos taking his clothes off!!!!!!!!!"
— adam corona of Portland, Oregon on 02/14/2006
Caption #277:
Vader: "You look like a clone I once knew."
Fett: "Noooooo. Really? Boba Fett, a clone? No. Way."
— Dr.KittyFett of Phoenix on 02/01/2006
Caption #340:
VADER: "EL CUADRO DE CARBONITA SALIO MUY GRANDE"
BOBA FETT: "NO IMPORTA, YO SE LO VENDO A JABBA"
— RENATO MARTIN of PERU on 03/16/2006
Caption #349:
Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.
— Vadey Fetta of Ohio on 03/21/2006
Caption #308:
Jeez, Vader, we don't have to be this close!
— Jake Ranalli of Norwood, Mass on 02/17/2006
Caption #315:
You know, Leia looks kind of- never mind. You dont need to know. Oh good, Han looks stupid in carbonite!
Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine! 
