Caption Contest #5

Boba: *Thinks* He smells like strawberries.

Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."

Fett: "Hey Vader, hows it goin'?"
Vader: "Not too bad."
Fett: "So how's the kids?"
Vader: "They're dead! No, I'm just kidding. They're being a pain though. As you can see Leia's boyfriend is about to be turned into a popsicle because of her."

OOOhh thats gotta hurt.

Fett: "Dude? What's with the suit anyway?"
Vader: "What suit?"
Fett: "You're in denial aren't you?"
Vader: "Am not!!"
Fett: "I teach classes that help this sort of thing.
But it is going to cost you."
Vader: "How much?"
Fett: *Thinking* "Yessssssssss! Score!"

Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.

Vader: Windu killed your father.
Fett: WHAT? You knew it all along? Why didn't you tell me?
Vader: You never asked.

Fett: "Whoa! What is all this, these flickering lights, these props..."
Vader: "Yeah, they used these things called Sets, back when movies were quality, and well thought out, and not absorbed with what they could do with FX."

In a whiny voice, "The Empire will compensate you if he dies." Yeah right!!

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.