Caption Contest

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

I wonder if there's any cookie dough in the fridge?

No no, Zam. Please, stay. Have a little more champagne...

Betcha didn't think I'd be so dark under that mask eh?

No really, I don't know Temuera Morrison. We just look alike.

Now where did I leave that blast remote...makes you wonder if the little people really do hide in the walls and hide it when you're not looking.....

Son, one day you will become a bounty hunter and no, you can't have my armour! Cause I'm too sexy for my shirt.

How you doin', Padme?

Did I pick up the laundry...?

Whadda you looking at?

Obi Wan, is this a face of concern?

This new shaving cream works wonders...

George, if I raise my eyebrow any more, I will look like either Count Dooku, or The Rock.. Its not moving another inch.

'Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi?' What kind of a line was that?!

Erm, just a second. Boba, your fan club's here... they want to do another caption.

Although Obi-Wan was well aware of the bounty hunter's tendency to oggle his lightsaber, Jango felt it wouldn't hurt to slyly sneak a peek once in a while.

Boba, is there something in my eye?

I am disenclined to aqueaest to your request.

Those darn Mandalorian helmets giving you wrinkles? Then try our new Anti-wrinkle Cloner Cream.

I wish they wouldn't interrupt me like that when I'm watching cartoons... Hey, look- Clone Wars is on!

Hmmm...I look like the Rock.

The name's Fett. Jango Fett. I like my pan-galactic gargle blasters shaken, not stirred.

What are those letters doing by my shoulder?

Since when did I become the clone babysitter...oh...wait....that's Boba.

Names' Fett... Jango Fett.

I'm just a simple man, trying to...ok, who farted?

I wonder if this jedi knows what I am thinking??? Is mind reading a jedi power?

Boba, put that away. We have guests.

Did you ask your mother first? OH WAIT! hahahaha

Five seconds later he bursts into song.

Damn, I'd like a piece of that Jedi.

Can you smell what the Fett is cooking?

[I dont like this person that has been picked for this part. It seems as if he is the cheapest actor in which can be found.]

I am old for Bounty Hunting. Oh well, I am going to die in about a couple hours anyway.

Oh god! He's a jedi, erm.... quick, GOT IT!! Boba, oo jet sui.

Gillette: The Best a Hunter can get!

The People's Eyebrow my ass! Get ready for 'The Jango eyebrow!'

No really...I can drive.

Remember Boba, the ladies love a good bounty hunter... one with a sexy New Zealand accent at that.

How long do I have to wrinkle my forehead?

Bond, Jango Bond.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Don't I look handsome son? I look like Eddie Guerrero!" *singing* "I lie, I cheat, I Steal!

Hey, wait a minute, isn't that the guy who gave Attack of the Clones a bad review?