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|Carjacking went down when Boba Fett joined the force.||anon||12/12/2008|
|If we're in a galaxy far, far away, then how are we stealing a Chevy?||Antonio of Olathe||05/21/2009|
|JANGO: Kit? God! They always get the galaxies wrong!
CLONE: Check on SHIPFAXHISTORYREPORT.com
|Jango: Dude, how many times have I told you, Pooping next to my car IS NOT COOL!!!
Clone:I dropped my wallet!!!
Jango:O, well you will be needing it anymore. Get in the car or i will shoot you
|You are no good to me dead.||bats of South West Rocks||02/11/2009|
|Stand and Deliver||bats of South West Rocks||02/03/2009|
|I said, ''Clean my car the right way. You stormtroopers think you are the elite."||bats of South West Rocks||02/15/2009|
|I'm telling you: if Bats has a hybrid, I want one too.||bats of South wst Rocks||05/11/2009|
|You Drongo I told you I wanted the car painted in my colours not all Siver||bats of south west rocks||08/12/2009|
|I said, gimme the hubcaps.||Bridget||04/07/2009|
|Jango: "You, sir, are so very dead."
Trooper: "Wh-what did I do?! You said to find you a ride that's cool, with a good paint job, and will also stand out among everyone else!"
Jango: "I meant find me a ship, not some ancient vehicle that only exist in musuems. It doesn't even FLY!"
|The Slave 2?||Cujo||12/10/2008|
|Break Yoself, fool||darthsplitfoot||01/04/2009|
|Damn American cars... I wouldn't have this problem with MandalMotors.||Dashiell Nye of Alameda||02/28/2009|
|Jango: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Westar 34 blaster pistol, the most powerful blaster pistol in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Is the force with you? Well, is it punk?||Derek Martin||07/15/2009|
|Jango: ''Hide and seek'' the most simple game in the universe and just look at you!: hiding behind a car with your gun in the air! you dont get it do you?
Clone: *murmeling*cloned...genetic the same*murmeling*
Jango: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
|Jango: This is bounty hunter parking. Violators WILL be frozen in carbonite!||EMU||08/10/2009|
|Jango Fett got his start on highway patrol.||Eric||12/08/2008|
|Stop humping my car!||eterfig||05/18/2009|
|"I'd like regular please, and make it snappy."||Fett II||12/09/2008|
|"I THINK you can get me a better deal than THAT."||FettFan DT||01/09/2009|
|"Tag! You're it! Think I wouldn't find you behind the car?"||FettFan DT||01/09/2009|
|Jango, Intergalactic Car Salesman: "You will take this jalopy at 15,000 credits, or you will be disintegrated. I'll even throw in a free jug of Jawa Juice."||FettFan DT||01/09/2009|
|"Hey, hey! I JUST finished waxing that!! No touchie!"||FettFan DT of Pana,IL||02/05/2009|
|"You missed a bug splatter...r-i-i-ght...there!"||FettFan DT of Pana, IL||03/14/2009|
|You call THIS a wax job??||FettFan DT of Pana,IL||07/20/2009|
|Wow, I never thought Rent-A-Clone would be this good!||Fett_II of Coolsville||05/21/2009|
|"Next time, put your keys in your pocket BEFORE YOU SHUT THE DOOR!"||jaster mereel||05/16/2009|
|Hey CLONE, You can tell me the TRUTH.....Does this JETPACK make my butt look BIG ? No Pressure.||JettFett72 of Chesapeake,Va||06/18/2009|
|AWW C'mon man I'm tryin to goto the bathroom here.||Jim Fisher of Fayetteville,NC||01/20/2009|
|I've got a ticket to ride, and he don't care.||Joe||07/04/2009|
|$2.65 for premium? Gimme 5 bucks and a pack of bubalicious!||Joe Olea of Yuma, AZ||06/01/2009|
|Jango: Finally the last Kamino clone. At long last i can end the line imposters trying to steal my throne as Mandalore.
Clone: But I'm from Centax 2!
Jango: Oh, my bad.
|Hey Clone, when I stand like this, does it make me look bad ass or what?||John||04/01/2009|
|Just ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?||Kevin Haye||01/26/2009|
|CLONE: I swear to God, Fett, I just put $45 worth of gas in this thing. If you put ONE mark on my car I swear I'll shoot you.||Koety Kofay of Wilmington, NC||02/14/2009|
|Clone: Well, between the scratches, the wheel, and the rear axle, I'd have to say about, oh, 7000 credits.
Jango: *Draws Gun*
Clone: Silly me! Did I say 7000 credits? I meant 35.
|"Premium, bub."||lmaokid of Lmaoville||01/26/2009|
|Jango: "I'd shoot you now, but I just got that paint job done..."
Clone: "But you told me to put gas in the tank!"
Jango: "Oh yes, I'd shoot you for charging me 50 credits per gallon, but I just got the paint job done. Find yourself lucky..."
|Jango: Neva go against the family.||MandoGirl0415||12/11/2008|
|Jango: C'mon, c'mon, I want you to do it, c'mon. C'mon, I want you to do, c'mon, hit me, HIT ME!!!||MandoGirl0415||01/04/2009|
|The only good Boba kitty fan..is a dead one!||Manglord||06/29/2009|
|step away from the car, put your hands in the air and get down on your knees and pray.||Max Collins||04/15/2009|
|What have i told you about buying cars not made on Mandalore||nedlyfett||03/27/2009|
|ok....who had ice cream in my car?!||nedlyfett||04/11/2009|
|what the hell are you doing to my, errr.... ship...||orin||01/07/2009|
|License and Registration...please.||Ph34r||12/09/2008|
|Jango: Let's try this again. I want a HYBRID, you hear me?!?||Ph34r||01/01/2009|
|Watch my car.... If I see a scratch on it... YOU'RE DEAD.||Rudy of Aurora||06/21/2009|
|How many times have I told you that I want a real car, not a piece of crap?!||Sarah||07/18/2009|
|I told you, I DO NOT need my car washed, you idiot!!!||Sarah||06/30/2009|
|Jango: Get in the car.Now.
Stormtrooper: What did I do??!!
Jango: Shut up. You touch my car, you pay for it.
|"Look clone, you want to rent from enterpise, NOT HERTZ!"||Seco||04/07/2009|
|"Clone, don't rent Hertz. It'll hurt."||Seco||04/07/2009|
|You think Lucas is going to know it was us to let the air out of his tires?||Slovok of McAllen||05/04/2009|
|I know what Boba looks like unmasked||Steele of Brownsville||03/22/2009|
|"I said you're in my spot."||Steven Woolley||07/09/2009|
|What?! This isn't the Slave 1! Darn valet keeps getting me the wrong ship!||Theta Eight Four||12/09/2008|
|this must be the unseen version of cops.||thomas wolfe of cheyenne||08/02/2009|
|Step away from the car and take that boot with you.||thomas wolfe of cheyenne||05/30/2009|
|This is the last straw- you touched my car, you die.||Thunder Hicks of Tapioca City, Kamino||04/03/2009|