He's no good to us dead.Everything Boba Fett • Since 1996
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|Awww, Vader, c'mon...this isn't my first job interview. You know you need me.||FettFan Darth Taiter||09/24/2008|
|clone um i like look better yah||dakota||09/24/2008|
|Whoever played hide-and-seek with my helmet isn't going to like being found...||FettFan Darth Taiter||09/24/2008|
|I specifically said, 'No Salesmen Allowed'.||FettFan Darth Taiter||09/24/2008|
|...so when my helmet's internal tanning lights blew, I got this scar across my face...||Ralin Drakus||09/23/2008|
|Tell one more time that my death in Episode 6 was real, Mr. Lucas, or I'll shoot you.||Sharra Fett||09/23/2008|
|it aint easy bein a hardass and a gorilla cameo.||Antonio Rocha||09/20/2008|
|No, seriously, I will kill you.||Merciless Mandalore||09/21/2008|
|So, never figured I was this ugly huh?||Theat Eight Four||09/21/2008|
|If you like this you should see my other "gun"||Matthew Wright||09/21/2008|
|The last guy almost laughed when I told him he was a dead man...just like you.||Revan||09/22/2008|
|So, doc, ever since I've been unmasked, pictures of my face have been all over the holonet. So, I want you to make me a new face.||Cecilia||09/20/2008|
|Bernie Mac: Like my new suit?||BFFC-Draco||09/20/2008|
|I'd like a large french fry, and a Whopper...one diet Coke...ummm; another Whopper, a salad, and uhhhh...a Triple Whopper.
20 dollars!? I'll disintigrate you!!!
|The Fresh Bounty Hunter of Bel-Air||Cujo||09/22/2008|
|yes i did just get nose surgery... Why do you ask?||Luc||09/25/2008|
|I got plastic surgery on my nose and... uh, lets just say things didn't work out the way that I'd hoped||logan||09/25/2008|
|"Remember kiddies, Just Say No To Spice! You don't want someone like ME coming after you, now do you?"||FettFan Darth Taiter||09/25/2008|
|You *honestly* don't know who I am? You're kidding, right?||FettFan Darth Taiter||09/28/2008|
|The difference between you and me...I make this look good.||MandoGirl0415||09/30/2008|
|Yo, Back in the day, when I was a slave, livin' life in the fast lane like in a pot race. And I an't into drama, cuz I'm the coolest bounty hunter and no man be better than me. 6feet, got the imperial fleet backin'
me up, with the attempt to defeat. I'm with the death star, cuz they give me payments on my car.
Yo, my back pack's got jets, Cuz I'm Boba, the Fett. Well, I bounty hunt for Jabba hutt to finance my vette. Well, I chilled in deep space, and a mask is over my face. And you can talk and slack and chat all day, but my time I don't like to waste. GET DOWN!!! wOrD
|Rowan Jo Mama||10/01/2008|
|Doctor: Why dont you like your nose job?
Boba: Well doc.........when I got home, I looked into the mirror....... and I wasnt too happy with what I saw.
|"You only wish I looked this good."||Fett II||09/27/2008|
|"You think I'm bad? Get a look at Vader!"||Marcus Starwind||09/27/2008|
|You wanna know how i got these scars?...||regimas||10/03/2008|
|Thank you for coming, I need to talk to you about a very sensitive subject ... What flavor of Girl Scout cookies do you want?||Arc Fett||10/03/2008|
|You think I look scary now? Come see me in ten more years, and I'll show you something terrifying. But, then I'll have to kill you.||Sarlacc_25||10/28/2008|
|And this was BEFORE the Sarlacc? Good lord...||Mandal||10/14/2008|
|You and me we got some unfinished bisness to take care of.
(smirk, Aims blaster at dudes head)
|"Guess what, Han? It's time for your carbonite bath..."||FettFanDT||11/05/2008|
|Boba: While my helmet is in the shop, i sit here with my blaster, and anybody who sees my face, well, lets just say they dont have a happy ending
Random guy: huh?
Boba: well you saw my face, sucks to be you
|Your Late. and where is my complimentry Blue Milk?||Tom||11/15/2008|
|Man I wish I got 1000000000000000 credits instead of versing other bounty hunters||ANGEL||11/16/2008|
|Doc, I keep having these nightmares about flying out of control and feeling a great deal of shame. What do you think?||fairyblood||11/17/2008|
|Look, Vader, I'm not telling you how to dress, all I'm saying is chicks dig *Mando* armor.||FettFan DT||11/18/2008|
|There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.||BFFC therealmccoy||11/29/2008|
|Im working on a gotee what do you think?||Anthony Johnson||12/01/2008|